Detective Comics Comics my beloved

[gender-snatched]

the spiderverse has really sad implications for certain characters that will never get fully explored but like. can you imagine realizing that you are the only indian man among all these white men? your name is a play on their names. your hometown is a play on their hometown, which is one of the biggest settler colonies ever. your entire life is turning a white centric story into an indian story and you know you are the outlier because there are so many of them. your friend is a trans girl with the backstory of all these men, as if her gender could be washed away, and she is dead in every other universe. she goes to work and grown men stare at her as the reincarnation of their first girlfriend. your other friend is a black man who lives in a fascist world. he gets to see the thriving universes of these white men, see their friendly relationships with the police that threaten his life every single day. still, his world has an indigenous captain america, a latina daredevil, heroes who are made of the type of people who actually know what need to happen to help the world. but all three of you are different kinds of outliers among swathes of similar white men that your story comes from and branches from. and then someone falls right into your lap, someone who has never come from that story and who poses a new question: what if you don't have to follow the script? what if you aren't an anomaly?

[hollis-art]

i love my son ! he is so awesome

[hollis-art]

#ilovemyson

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[charlattes]

[dorothylarouge]

[funfey]

You are not staying in the tags

[beanytuesday]

New Superhero Team I Invented

[konan-supernova]

[triedkiss]

Behind the mask

[terminator-101]

Two-Face/Harvey Dent.

[mke2nd]

Dynamic Duo Adult Designs, not set on anything and was honestly afraid to touch it, thoughts?

[noodles-and-tea]

If Bruce has a blue eye thousand yard stare does Clark have the opposite when considering his laser eyes

(🧿_🧿) Bruce vs (💥`_💥) Clark

These both feel like bad options…

[stantanly]

i tried

[basalting]

someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

[mama-imscared]

Something like this? :)

[deadmaidclub]

been reading green lantern comics recently heres stuff

[frownyalfred]

“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.

Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.

[frownyalfred]

From my reply: maybe the repairs have to be done as a tiny line of kryptonian script which is why ma’s stitches keep coming out. Until she gets it under her lamp and magnifying crochet glass and realizes that’s how all the other repairs were made! Then she painstakingly hand stitches the kryptonian script and it turns out this is a highly specialized career back on krypton that took decades to master and she figured it out in one or two days

[deadchannelradio]

anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

[deadchannelradio]

dick gets a job as a server to exhibit his most unsettling self for once he spends all of his time being put together and nice and keeping people from biting each other and at this job he gets to be somewhat deranged to all of his coworkers. he's the pet freak. hes acting so hard it has actually looped back around to not acting at all. it's the kind of stuff you expect from a line cook like juggling the steak knives because it's dead or picking the lock into the restaurant when you're locked out but coming from a waiter its like uncanny valley. he never cries in the walk in. he gets screamed at by guests and doesn't even blink. a woman poured her drink in him once. he was the one to take out the forgotten mouse in a trap that nobody else would touch. he never writes down orders and has never forgotten one. one time the servers were having this somewhat classic discussion and someone was like Hey what was the last thing that made you cry? and he went "my dad" and walked away. he'd never mentioned having a dad before.

jason goes to work to be a line cook so normal it loops back around to being weird.

[deadchannelradio]

"hey rich so what's that dad of yours like?" dick voice the alive one or the dead one? (asker crumples like aluminum foil)

[deadchannelradio]

jason is so bewildering because he's like. this gigantic wall of meat of a man and he's got a gazillion scars and he's just like painfully regular. like hey man it's mothers day and you haven't even vaped on the line. everyone else has done cocaine. you havent even had coffee. you just finished closing down your station and now you're dishwashing. hello. "what. josé wants to go home too." ITS NOT THE DISHWASHING ITS THE LACK OF DRUGS. "i dont like drugs" ITS MOTHERS DAY!!!

[deadchannelradio]

"but jason IS weird" you might say. "he's an incredibly violent man and he says deranged things all the time!" this, i have to tell you, is a bog standard line cook.