Princess of Oriens

Kay, 22, she/her

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.

[clinical-manners]

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

[theunfairfolk]

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

[clinical-manners]

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

[kingscrown666]

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

[numberlover1729]

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

[yallidarityforever]

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

[clinical-manners]

The only valid response to this post.

[theunicornincaptivity]

The ey should do both

[findingfeather]

Look the experimental phase isn’t OVER they’ll do that NEXT. 

[farm-paws]

I call this ‘sunset as you are taken out at the knees by a cattle dog’

[farm-paws]

I own a cattle dog so. no.

[theadventurek9]

Your photo reminded me some that I have, I call this collection:

“Your horse spooks and bucks down a hill after you let go of the reins to take a photo.”

[archy-with-a-y]

May I add: body slammed by the other dog midphoto

[anexperimentallife]

[prismatic-bell]

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

[everythingfox]

where’s he going?

[imposterogers]

not like I think anyone is dying to have this debate but indiana jones is hotter than han solo

[imposterogers]

I think it’s the dirt

[caffeinatedinsanity]

I think whips and swords are just inherently more sexy then a blaster.

[assiraphales]

star wars fandom you have one hour to respond

[tygermama]

oh, I'm going to really enjoy going thru the notes on this one

[supermegahijabi]

It’s sad how it took an interview for people to realize the royal family is racist and not the hundreds of year of colonialism. They’re literally living off of the spoils of colonialism and exploitation and an interview is what convinces you that they racist? Ok.

[femmefae-deactivated20230807]

when will tumblr users learn to make posts spreading information without guilt tripping people

[mullingar]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[sp-ac-ep-re-si-de-nt]

I know I said I was tired of living through big historic moments.... but I’ll take it back if I live to see the British monarchy dissolved

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sonypraystation]

im so fucking hungry rn

[bowelflies]

You can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3725.95 mph, an impossible task by any human means. If you do succeed however, you will not only cook the chicken but also decimate its entire structure, causing a violent explosion. This is a simulation of the slap using FEA. 

source

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[firefox-official]

nothing can prepare you for what this ask says

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

this is a lot for me

[firefox-official]

[jademichelle]