Basically A Fan Of Everything

Monica|25|Bi|Texan|ENFJ|Lawfully Good|Earth Bender|Hufflepuff|Abnegation

[caroldanversenthusiast]

personally would love to thank gemma chan’s stylist for their work ✨

[eklixio]

commission for @mia6363, who gives the best commissions!  a mock Teen Wolf cover inspired by the Baily School Kids books 👻 ✨ 🧛

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

[glittery-pile-of-flesh-deactiva]

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

[certifiedskywalker]

Holy shit

[kopykunoichi]

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

I AM SCREECHING

[spankerella]

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

[quu-san]

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

[kurara123]

may I? 

[silvyri]

Luke’s a cake, just like his mother before him

[delosdestinations]

WESTWORLD

Season 1 | Ramin Djawadi Covers

[professionalpenthief]

the way thomas brodie sangster has been 12-16 my whole life and now he has a rat moustache 😭😭😭

[samwilsonrights]

yall please come see this

@ JohnHPiette on twitter

[captaintightpants90]

First Time Final Fantasy XV Fic, No lollipops

I’m super nervous cause it has been a hella long time since I’ve written a fanfic but I feel a lot better cause it’s on tumblr and I know no one will read it.

“It’s over,” Gladiolus sighed looking at the floor.

“What,” Prompto asked in disbelief.

“You heard me, this isn’t working. It’s over,” Gladiolus said staring into Prompto’s eye with a grimace.

“But why, I don’t understand. Please tell me what’s going on, Glad” Prompto pleaded. 

“Are you seriously asking me that? Were you not there today,” Gladiolus snapped.

“Of course I was Glad, you saved me,” Prompto responded. 

“Is that it, you don't thanked you enough,” Prompto smirked, coming closer to Gladiolus reaching for his belt to loosen his restraints.

“Stop,” Gladiolus shouted, shoving Prompto with such force into the wall that the wind got knocked out of him.

“What the hell is wrong with you,” Prompto gasped in surprise. 

“I saved you,” Gladiolus shouted.

“Okay... I don't understand why you’re mad,” Prompto exclaimed .

“I didn’t save Noctis... I saved you,” Gladiolus groaned. “I can’t do this anymore, he has to be my main concern. Not you.”

“But you love me,” Prompto said in disbelief.

“I love my family,” Gladiolus stated with no emotion with in his voice. 

“I know you do, but we can make this work,” Prompto said with tears filling his eyes.

“How are we suppose to do that, are you asking me to leave my position,” Gladiolus asked begrudgingly.

“I don’t know but you're completely ignoring any other possibility,” Prompto shouted. “Why are you being this way, Glad.”

“Because we never had a future in the first place,” Gladiolus stated matter of factly. 

“This was just suppose to be fun and you ruined it,” Gladiolus said.  

“How did I ruin this, I don’t understand. Please, Glad explain what’s going on” Prompto asked.

“Stop it,” Gladiolus said.

“Stop what,” Prompto asked.

“Stop calling me Glad,” Gladiolus said in exasperation.

“I always call you Glad, everyone knows that,” Prompto explained.

“Well I don’t like it anymore. I just wanted to fuck you and now I have feelings for you and I hate it,” Gladiolus stated in exasperation. 

“We can go back to just fucking, I swear,” Prompto almost gasped.

“No it’s too late,” Gladiolus shouted.

“I just don’t understand; where all this is coming from,” Prompto whimpered.

“You’re not in my station, that’s where this is coming from,” Gladiolus snapped. “I’m suppose to be with someone as good as me, you came from nothing.”

“Oh,” was all Prompto could say while Gladiolus’s words were churning in his mind. He knew that what Gladiolus was saying was true. He had known this was true for years. 

“I’m sorry but it’s true, I can’t choose you over my position. What do you think that would do to my family, what would people say,” Gladiolus asked in desperation. 

“What will people say? Not only is Clarus Amicitia’s son a faggot, but he left the crownsguard for a nobody,” Gladiolus tried to explain. 

“Okay I understand, you can stop now,” Prompto said as his heart was breaking. 

Gladiolus was torn between leaving and trying even harder to make Prompto understand why he had to make this choice. 

“Please just leave. I can’t look at you, I can’t even breathe the same air as you. It will just break my heart more,” Prompto explained, hoping that Gladiolus would just leave before he started crying.

Gladiolus left quietly without further word.         

[gahdamnpunk]

Literally no excuse ^^^

[drtanner-dickery]

“IT’S MY STYLE! BAWWWWWWWWW!!” has always been an excuse for weak shit assholes who don’t have the guts to work on their skills (or themselves), tbh.

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

[catmemearchive]

[kappagecko]

[dark-waves]

[salty-red-mage]

I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam there's one about a mom doing cocaine

[iholytrojan]

Me getting high outside that train station

[beaconpress-blog]

[kissnecks]

THIS OKAY

[ten-and-donna]

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

[reginaeinferos]

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

This is so important because I remember being in the system and being so scared that I would never be adopted or loved or whatever and seriously just fucking let them, take the fear out of finding a family

[followerspleasecheckinbox]

Exactly. I reblog this every time I see it. EVERY time.

[annadesu]

Can we also normalize adoption more? I know not everyone can afford it/do it, but if you can, please don’t be afraid to make this your first option, not the “back-up“.

[thelostpassenger-deactivated202]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[genericwhitehomosexual]

Goose Game DLC: The Goose is LOOSE INDOORS

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[whitepeopletwitter]

[plantsplacesthings]

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

[plantsplacesthings]

Wtf a pornbot snatched me on my own post