this.

i'm emily. i'm 35. these are some things i like. she/her

[soundofbloom]

And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude.

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

Which do you prefer?

Tampons

Disposable pads

Reusable pads

Menstrual cups

Menstrual discs

Period underwear

Multiple

Other

Free-bleeding

I don’t have periods

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[bethanyactually]

Cinna Sunday (feat. Olive in the background)

[knightofleo]

[rotting-malice]

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

[carpediemily]

FRANNIE FRIDAY (ON SATURDAY)

[krejcikovas]

Andy Murray during his post-match press conference after defeating Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in the quarter-finals of Wimbledon, 2016. Andy went on to win the Men's Singles title, defeating Milos Raonic 6-4 7-6(3) 7-6(2), to claim his third grand slam title.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[expulso]

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[daeneryssansa]

TEEN WOLF 2.06, Frenemy

[cool-video-wav]

How it feels being a doctor who fan today..

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?