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18+ - I post anything and everything :)

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sharps-container]

[redstonedust]

look at my awesome plushie it has spikes in it's paws and love in it's heart

[pansylair]

two of the critters that will be available via my online store early next week along with some new stickers, prints, and other unsold work from in person vending including my ceramic magnets and dishes! I'm aiming for Monday but that isn't set in stone yet, I'll update everyone with the exact date and time in about 2 days. I've also recently made a newsletter feature as an additional means to keep people updated on new inventory/restock - listed near the bottom of the page on my online store :)

[castasrophe]

thanks @henrygoodman what an icon :)

1. Where is your blog title from?

idk i just made it up

2. Latest movie? What did you think?

Freedom writers I think??? it's a good film I would recommend

3. What are you looking forward to right now?

watching the heartstopper movie!!

4. If you could do anything at all today what would it be?

befriend pigeons

5. Drink of choice?

pepsi max

6. Hair routine?

wake up and hope for the best

7. Favourite way to travel?

train supremacy

8. Favourite month and why?

may because it's not aggressively hot but it's still nice

9. Favourite time of day?

early morning but only if I don't have to wake up for it

10. Do you play or follow any sports?

no I'm not a sports person

11. What kind of music has been stuck in your head recently?

@bearsintreesofficial

12. Dishes or laundry?

I hate both with a passion

13. Something you learned recently?

there's the word meow in homeowner

14. What you could you give a ted talk about?

PIGEON

15. Piece of advice you give a lot?

Cringe is dead

16. Piece of advice you would give yourself 5 years ago?

start questioning your gender sooner

17. Do you believe in any luck or superstition?

no but I like to say let's manifest things for funnies

18. Are you musical? Would you perform for an audience?

Played the clarinet for a while and did 10 years of stagecoach. would perform with friends :)))))

19. Write, type or speak?

Type

20. What would you wish someone would ask you?

Anything about pigeons quite frankly

nominating @gbhw @floorgle

[homeofhousechickens]

Eating me. He is actually full of itchy pin feathers so he is being very sweet so ill scratch him

[chipper-smol]

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

[chipper-smol]

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

[kingfucko]

this is literally exactly like medieval bestiaries. a description which was game-of-telephoned out of an ancient account from somebody who might have seen the animal in question, being misinterpreted by an artist who has not seen it

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[gaymedievaldruid]

Okay but what if they weren't cowards and made her the trans woman she was always meant to be

[castasrophe]

there's a reason she's so sketchy about going back to her hometown and seeing her brother again. AND THEN THE SCENE WITH SWAINES DAD IN THE PAST WHERE HES LIKE YOU THINK I DIDNT RECOGNISE ONE OF MY OWN?????

yeah I'm so down

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[butterflyslinky]

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

[penny-anna]

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

[penny-anna]

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

[castasrophe]

one of his policies was to implement (one) affordable house and idk if you've seen the state of the housing market rn, I will take it

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

My mum trying to list the LGBTQ+ acronym is so funny she was like

L .... B? Bisexual yes Lesbian Bisexual Gay? LBG.. TQ! Yes lesbian bisexual gay transgender queer

LBGTQ+

i mean sure close enough

[castasrophe]

hey I was working with someone who was like, lb...g?....n?

somehow she forgot about trans people but remembered non binary people? the order was 50% there so that's something I guess

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[berkeleygirl3]

[enba-and-luka]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out