I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞
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I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞
he does the job no one wants to do and then will be told that he’s stealing it.
The driscolls boycott is still goin on And here are ways you can help farmworkers
Donate to food chain workers alliance https://t.co/okIpzNoyEv
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Keep in mind that Publix and Wendy’s refuse to join the fair food program
Reblogging again for the links
Yeah. I was about to say. He’s that fast because he’s being paid by the pound, not by the hour. So he has to or else he won’t be able to make enough money to put food on the table.
Yeah this is the exact reason slave-grown crops were always lower quality back in the day. Brutally exploited workers, overworked and underfed, trying to reach harvesting quotas as quickly and efficiently as possible is obviously terrible for workers, but it also significantly lowers the quality of the food you eat
Livestock drama
“Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.
“Why would you, ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.
It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?
the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.
Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.
This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.
10/02/20
the two images that caused the apocalypse
What the FUCK is happening in here??
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please
@imfunnydamit
“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
Okay, but the Spykids one is actually from the second movie. That’s the one with Steve Buscemi and the hybrid animals.
May I submit, although im sure somebody else already has, “Stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts of honor matters. Their silence is your answer.”
GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING
IT SAID PRESSED OLIVE OIL
THATS PRESSED OLIVES
Pls read guys ( ;-; )
this is an entirely unfriendly reminder to reblog people's art.
having 600 notes on a piece is great, but what's the fucking point if less than 1/6th of those notes are reblogs and the rest are likes? it's discouraging. the art gets no traction if you only like it. if you're going to like some art, why not reblog it as well?
feeling ashamed of your interests? or maybe it doesn't fit your 'aesthetic'? make a sideblog.
worried that reblogging is like reposting? it isn't. reposting is when you save the image and post it somewhere else. reblogging is encouraged.
i'm sick of seeing people's art have 600 notes only for 68 of them to be reblogs. it's discouraging.
support your artists. they're the ones keeping your fandoms afloat.
also, this isn't 'begging for notes', and even if it were, so what? tumblr is an awful site for artists, especially for those in smaller fandoms. the least you can do is reblog our stuff.
appreciate the people who make content, in ANY form.
AND HEY. don't think i don't notice you all reblogging an artist's shitposts within SECONDS, and not even batting an eye on a piece they spent hours on. do. better.
^^ 'art' includes writing, music, sculpting, sewing, ect. any form of creation. tumblr is horrible for artists of all kinds! show all art love! keysmash in the tags! who cares! go off!
show! your! support!!
currently in a state of “why can’t this project be done NOW” but also having a massive headache, RIP
Its ok take your time. We will wait for you. ❤️💕
fuck zodiac signs reblog this with your color in among us
Maybe today will be better.
A bug flew into my mouth when I was getting in my car and the campus internet just went down. Shaping up to be a fun day
I feel like today is gonna be another ‘crush a nap when I get home and wake up at 9 and be fussy for the rest of the evening because I can’t get back to sleep’ kinda day
My teacher asked why the word BRUH is on the board and what it even means and the class has divulged into a linguistics debate on the usage of Bruh and Oof and when it is appropriate to do so
Today is an interesting day
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Not only did the husband end up falling in love with the peacock (named Chief), they ended up getting a chicken as well!
That ended more wholesome than I had feared and I’m glad
exotic animals should not be pets 🙃
Peacocks are domestic and extremely common ya city bitch
when I lived in California as a teen there was gang of peacocks that beat the living shit out of my sisters cat
Also if it’s being sold like that it’s more likely the animal cant go back into the wild and would need a person to take care of it. Birds that are rehabilitated mostly can never be wild again as they easily imprint on humans 🤷♀️
@senil888 @greenleafsama it… It’s not wild OR exotic. They are domestic game fowl in the US, the same as turkeys and pheasants. They’re farm animals at this point. Like chickens, just with different care needs. They’re sold at farm auctions and game bird swap meets alongside all other kinds of domestic fowl, and most of them aren’t even that expensive, like you can get a plain blue like that for $50-100 around here, which is the same amount I paid I adopt my cat. They’ve been bred so domestically and for so long that there are literally hundreds of color/pattern mutation combos. Do you even know purple peafowl actually exist? Bronze? Opal? Silver pied? Even most of those won’t put you out by more than $200 if you’re just looking for a pet. People pay more for dogs. Rats, mice, rabbits, and guinea pigs are considered “exotics” by vets, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t domesticated them.
Chief was almost certainly being sold because someone hatched him on purpose from their pets. Chances are good that if these two have a “local” livestock auction, they live in some approximation of “the country” rather than the city, so I’m guessing they are perfectly capable of keeping both of these birds just fine. Whether they do or not I don’t know, but even if they don’t, it wouldn’t change the fact that plenty of people on farms do.
Like me, for example. Here’s one of my purple kids looking for some attention. That’s their pen in the background. He was out free ranging with my chickens.
One of my ladies begging for a treat:
Here’s our pens:
Here’s a baby I was babysitting for a friend down the road that has them. Two of my other neighbors have them too.
Like. They’re galliformes, the same as chickens, the same as turkeys. They look fancy but I promise you, they’re not.
They just shiny! That’s it! No FOWL done!
Interesting and all well and good for the US of A but… You know the world keeps going past American shores and in other English speaking countries these little guys are certainly exotic and should not and rarely are pets outside of rehabilitation centres/zoos… So… Everyone is right?
@axendil Actually they’re domestically kept on every major continent except antartica, including MOST english-speaking countries and also a LOT of non-english-speaking countries so…. no, they’re really not just a “US of A” thing.
They were originally domesticated in Asia/SE Asia, not the US, and they’re still kept there. Australia has really strict no-import laws so they’re doing the best they can with colors and patterns down there (last I heard they have pied, white, cameo, and I think BS? maybe Steel, and I’m PRETTY sure they managed to get green imports to make spaldings at some point) but they definitely keep them on farms there too. Europe has a really beautiful morph called EU violet that is SO much bolder than the US purples, but we’re having a difficult time getting them over here since it’s a few thousand dollars to ship w/ the vet work, but people are doing it. Germany has a morph just started up called Elfenbien that is a mutation of a mutation, something Went Wonky in the opal mutation and caused a sex-link blackshoulder pattern to appear, but since the original breeder doesn’t know what exactly is going on yet, he’s not really spreading them to the other breeders in the area yet. I belong to several peafowl groups online and I regularly see posts from Russian, African, and Brazilian breeders, and just this weekend I had a long discussion with someone in Scotland who was lamenting not having purples yet and I got to introduce her to another Scottish breeder who has EU violet, and show pics of the differences. They’re considered domestic fowl in England, and kept on farms. I’ve seen fewer Canadian breeders/keepers, possibly because it’s so cold up there they don’t fare well, but I definitely have seen them there too.
BUT LIKE lol it’s not a USA Only thing for them to be kept on farms or as pets, so like, maybe hop down off that high horse until you know what you’re talking about? Also the dude and his wife in question are from the USA anyway so that’s where the debate is taking place?
According to Wikipedia, Peacocks have been domesticated for at least 4000 years, they are not exotics.
… so I’m mostly rebloging for the pictures, but the idea of peacocks being exotic has always just been so ingrained in me that this was eye opening and a fascinating discourse. Do they serve a purpose other than decorative? Just curious to be honest.
They can be useful as guard animals, since they get quite loud if they aren’t happy about something, including raccoons coming near your chickens. Also, they will kill and eat snakes, which is probably especially useful in SE Asia, where they originate from.
Wait they eat snakes?
Not only did the husband end up falling in love with the peacock (named Chief), they ended up getting a chicken as well!
That ended more wholesome than I had feared and I’m glad
exotic animals should not be pets 🙃
Peacocks are domestic and extremely common ya city bitch
when I lived in California as a teen there was gang of peacocks that beat the living shit out of my sisters cat
Also if it’s being sold like that it’s more likely the animal cant go back into the wild and would need a person to take care of it. Birds that are rehabilitated mostly can never be wild again as they easily imprint on humans 🤷♀️
@senil888 @greenleafsama it… It’s not wild OR exotic. They are domestic game fowl in the US, the same as turkeys and pheasants. They’re farm animals at this point. Like chickens, just with different care needs. They’re sold at farm auctions and game bird swap meets alongside all other kinds of domestic fowl, and most of them aren’t even that expensive, like you can get a plain blue like that for $50-100 around here, which is the same amount I paid I adopt my cat. They’ve been bred so domestically and for so long that there are literally hundreds of color/pattern mutation combos. Do you even know purple peafowl actually exist? Bronze? Opal? Silver pied? Even most of those won’t put you out by more than $200 if you’re just looking for a pet. People pay more for dogs. Rats, mice, rabbits, and guinea pigs are considered “exotics” by vets, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t domesticated them.
Chief was almost certainly being sold because someone hatched him on purpose from their pets. Chances are good that if these two have a “local” livestock auction, they live in some approximation of “the country” rather than the city, so I’m guessing they are perfectly capable of keeping both of these birds just fine. Whether they do or not I don’t know, but even if they don’t, it wouldn’t change the fact that plenty of people on farms do.
Like me, for example. Here’s one of my purple kids looking for some attention. That’s their pen in the background. He was out free ranging with my chickens.
One of my ladies begging for a treat:
Here’s our pens:
Here’s a baby I was babysitting for a friend down the road that has them. Two of my other neighbors have them too.
Like. They’re galliformes, the same as chickens, the same as turkeys. They look fancy but I promise you, they’re not.
They just shiny! That’s it! No FOWL done!
Interesting and all well and good for the US of A but… You know the world keeps going past American shores and in other English speaking countries these little guys are certainly exotic and should not and rarely are pets outside of rehabilitation centres/zoos… So… Everyone is right?
@axendil Actually they’re domestically kept on every major continent except antartica, including MOST english-speaking countries and also a LOT of non-english-speaking countries so…. no, they’re really not just a “US of A” thing.
They were originally domesticated in Asia/SE Asia, not the US, and they’re still kept there. Australia has really strict no-import laws so they’re doing the best they can with colors and patterns down there (last I heard they have pied, white, cameo, and I think BS? maybe Steel, and I’m PRETTY sure they managed to get green imports to make spaldings at some point) but they definitely keep them on farms there too. Europe has a really beautiful morph called EU violet that is SO much bolder than the US purples, but we’re having a difficult time getting them over here since it’s a few thousand dollars to ship w/ the vet work, but people are doing it. Germany has a morph just started up called Elfenbien that is a mutation of a mutation, something Went Wonky in the opal mutation and caused a sex-link blackshoulder pattern to appear, but since the original breeder doesn’t know what exactly is going on yet, he’s not really spreading them to the other breeders in the area yet. I belong to several peafowl groups online and I regularly see posts from Russian, African, and Brazilian breeders, and just this weekend I had a long discussion with someone in Scotland who was lamenting not having purples yet and I got to introduce her to another Scottish breeder who has EU violet, and show pics of the differences. They’re considered domestic fowl in England, and kept on farms. I’ve seen fewer Canadian breeders/keepers, possibly because it’s so cold up there they don’t fare well, but I definitely have seen them there too.
BUT LIKE lol it’s not a USA Only thing for them to be kept on farms or as pets, so like, maybe hop down off that high horse until you know what you’re talking about? Also the dude and his wife in question are from the USA anyway so that’s where the debate is taking place?
According to Wikipedia, Peacocks have been domesticated for at least 4000 years, they are not exotics.
… so I’m mostly rebloging for the pictures, but the idea of peacocks being exotic has always just been so ingrained in me that this was eye opening and a fascinating discourse. Do they serve a purpose other than decorative? Just curious to be honest.
They can be useful as guard animals, since they get quite loud if they aren’t happy about something, including raccoons coming near your chickens. Also, they will kill and eat snakes, which is probably especially useful in SE Asia, where they originate from.
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