weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol
GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle

Love Begins
d e v o n

Discoholic ๐ชฉ

โฃ Chile in a Photography โฃ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn
Doug Jones
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
hello vonnie

gracie abrams
Mike Driver

tannertan36

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day

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@catboy-bebop
weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol
GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE
if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see or however they say it
You don't like New Yawk? ๐ฝ? Bada Bing?
no ๐ฉ๏ธ
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
cool new tumblr trend : โgoodpostingโ
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest
A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.
I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.
Chop chop.
Useful!
anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me
i dont know how to describe it
I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
I'LL KILL YOU
you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
nobody:
2012 tumblr:
goodbye 2023๐hello ๐๐๐๐ด ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ญ ๐ผ๐ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ ฒ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ฒ๐ด๐๐ฟ๐๐ง ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ด ๐ข๐ ฑ๐ ฑ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐
my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"
okay you werent supposed to know that
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !ย
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
โ hello______, im dad โย
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G ย I N T E N S E ย W O R D S ย L I K E ย T H I Sย
ย perfect _____ donโt exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
weโve come full circle !ย
life hack :
[ __________ย INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.ย
mahoganyย
*sweats nervously*
same.ย
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
Holiday Sketch Request: Rock Lee and Sakura under the mistletoe please <3
Hence the invention of the Porch