hey man your penis is ringing

Allison, Allie for short | 31 | 2-spirit trans woman - she/they | bi lesbian | im kity :3

[amygdalae]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[pathetic-gamer]

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

[pathetic-gamer]

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

[pathetic-gamer]

if this post has taught me anything, it's that a great number of people very proudly do not know there's a distinction between "giant redwood" and other redwoods

[elliespectacular]

what if one day you picked up your mp3 player and found out someone had put Evil Destiny's Child on there ???

[niceinchnails]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

[niceinchnails]

Brian

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bubbleteavangelist]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 quick one before the eternal wolf devours Boulder, Colorado

[parkayquarts]

mary shelley wrote a wholesome story about a young medical student trying to find his lost homunculus in the alps

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Litterly not a homunculus Frankenstein didn't cum into a bottle to make him

[parkayquarts]

you don't know that

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

after my last concussion I had this weird thing for a few weeks where I like, didn't want to get hurt? like if I thought I might get hurt doing something that made me not want to do it. has anyone else ever experienced this?

[neatlymanifolded]

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[melodies-stereo]

the main programmer at Team Cherry (the Silksong and Hollow Knight people) transitioned!!! all good things are made by trans women!

[missstrogen]

YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]