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hybridcalisthenics

You CAN do pushups, my friend!

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

an-enigmatic-mind

liquid-geodes

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

keepcalmandcarriefischer

kalianos

queermachmir

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

spaceraptor

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

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ahotpeaceofshit

The Tale of the First Witch

your-mom-friend

no but this is incredible I love it so much

notpulpcovers

And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away.

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

Yes

cookieknights18

THURSDAY

usopps-froggy-hat

yes! he relies on his friends!

foreveriallyzombified

anyone have that pic of the teacher putting his fist in his mouth and the blackboard says “HYPOTHESIS: I can fit my fist in my mouth”

ruleroftheundergroundkingdom

foreveriallyzombified

maybe one of the funniest pictures ever taken

foreveriallyzombified

hold on. that reblog is the ONLY post on this motherfucker’s blog. just been holding that pic waiting to strike

sword-and-nightingale

They are the only person using this site correctly

biologyweeps

TICK PSA

Alright you guys, ‘tis the season again and I’ve already seen bullshit float about so here we go: what to do and what not to do when you happen to have a tick attached to yours truly.

WHAT NOT TO DO:

DON’T cover the tick in anything. Vaseline, nailpolish, whatever. Doesn’t matter. It’ll all suffocate the tick, making it panic vomit germs into your blood stream. That’s the opposite of what you want.

DON’T burn the tick. Same problem, plus the additional option of giving yourself a burn wound in the process.

DON’T squeeze the body of the tick when you try to remove it. Again this empties the tick’s digestive system into your body. Bad.

DON’T wait for the tick to detach itself. The longer it stays on you, the higher the chances it’ll transmit anything to you. Plus when ti detaches it may again vomit germs into you.

WHAT TO ACTUALLY DO

STAY CALM. A tick hanging on you is not a reason to panick. You’re not going to keel over just like that, and if you’re unsure what to do, there are many resources on the internet on how to safely remove a tick, like this one from the CDC (aka the professionals)

USE APPROPRIATE TOOLS. These can be suitable tweezers (the pointy kind, not blunt tipped ones), tick removers (there are cheap ones out there, those you can buy at the vets are totally fine for use on humans, too!). Ideally you can remove the entire tick in one go, however if that doesn’t work and the mouth part breaks off in your skin, that’s not a terribly big deal and you can totally remove it separately after you got the body remove. Again, don’t panic.

KILL THE REMOVED TICK. But not by squeezing it. Flush it down the toilet, submerse it in alcohol in a container etc. Ideally if the tick has bitten you and not your dog, keep the tick around in a sealed container in case you start having symptoms and someone needs to identify the tick species. Also IF you start getting symptoms like the tell tale Lyme disease rash, HIT A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY AND TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR TICK BITE. Do not wait this out, ticks can transmit a whole host of diseases beside Lyme, so be mindful of that, too!

Some of those diseases you can actually get vaccinated again, such as tick born encephalitis. Check with the local authorities if you live in a risk area, and if so, get the shots to protect yourself.

t00tsmcgee

Excellent post! I would like to add that ticks hide in tall grass and bushes mostly. They do not drop down from trees or jump to other people’s heads etc. Ticks aren’t designed to jump, they latch on somewhere on your leg and then crawl upwards in most cases.

So be careful with bare legs and tall grass!

guildenstern

in areas with extremely high lyme disease prevalence, such as the northeastern US, doctors will prescribe a dose of antibiotics as prophylaxis within 3 days of exposure if a deer tick is found engorged and is estimated to have been attached to you for over 24-36 hours.

70-80% of diagnosed lyme cases in the US present with the characteristic bullseye rash but only 50% of lyme disease cases in the state of Maine, the location where the disease is most prevalent and thus likely most commonly suspected, have this symptom, so do not rely on that to alert you that something may be wrong after an exposure. if you spend time in green areas perform tick checks on yourself every day and use clothing as a barrier

i-steal-oats

the plot of these games according to the fandubs

feistiest

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

feistiest

PLUS THIS SCENE?

feistiest

AND THIS????

sindri42

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

wadey-wilson

the reason why this movie is so underrated is that disney released it almost side by side with the harry potter movie.

treasure planet was a very, very expensive movie that used novel cgi mixed with 2d drawing, took a lot of work and money to create, the script itself was amazing to work with, the characters had arcs and depths, and the story as a whole was compelling and never off.

i don’t think anyone ever figured out why disney wanted it to flop, but the date of release was strictly suicidal for a movie. that’s why it never got the attention it deserved.

smooththegoofyshark

This is my favorite Disney movie like for real I watched it like 10000 times as a little kid and even more when I got older. I love it

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If you guys want a full understanding of just how underrated this movie is here’s a video about all the cool shit that went into the movie

smooththegoofyshark

Yess I was trying to find this video!

swvevo

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😂

aenramsden

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

boogabeing

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…

hashtagloveloses

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

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jackhawksmoor

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

deadcatwithaflamethrower

while giving him the finger from the window

IT GOT BETTER

kyraneko

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

uwuplasmiusuwu

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

kyraneko

It got better.

kroganloveinterest-deactivated2

was afk cause i get bored of firefight fast and this ai elite minor shared a moment with me before his superior ran in yelling “NO FRATERNIZING W THE ENEMY”