So.. this is embarassing.

You know what's in my tumblr? Regret.

[nobodysflower]

different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

ain’t never been to work huh

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

[call-me-remi]

[wombatactual-deactivated2018071]

[imfinethankyouforasking]

[levanna]

[spfybaker]

[kibblesandbitch]

[1woman2armpits]

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

[lookwhatkatdraggedin]

[cavfab]

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[thentheysaidburnher]

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?! 

[thentheysaidburnher]

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

why did no one tell me this?!

[radiant-humble-deactivated20161]

You know why :/

[raspberry-mouse]

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

[shamelesslyunladylike]

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.

[julierthanyou]

it’s almost like everything we’ve been taught to hate about ourselves is a lie

[amey-winehouse]

Rihanna makes music for girls that text you "I miss you" and then ignore you all day.

[lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva]

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[darksidelawyeractual-deactivate]

🤔🤔🤔

[not-his-jolene-anymore]

😂

[fatmaninalittlesuit-deactivated]

💑

[meredith30x30]

🍑…… ..

[dragonfli17-deactivated20231030]

😒

[serenity-made-visible]

😍 figures.

[ohhelloholly]

😘…hot dog!

[lavahag-deactivated20190627]

😺 seems legit.

[tha--snazzle]

💀 … huh.

[wernerhertzaftig]

🍷 …oh shit

[cavfab]

🐢I always knew these turtles were out to get me.

[virgoassbitch]

Someone: Ok promise you won’t judge me but-

Me: 

[brutereason]

Let me be crystal clear: if you’ve faced a tragedy and someone tells you in any way, shape or form that your tragedy was meant to be, that it happened for a reason, that it will make you a better person, or that taking responsibility for it will fix it, you have every right to remove them from your life. Grief is brutally painful. Grief does not only occur when someone dies. When relationships fall apart, you grieve. When opportunities are shattered, you grieve. When dreams die, you grieve. When illnesses wreck you, you grieve. So I’m going to repeat a few words I’ve uttered countless times; words so powerful and honest they tear at the hubris of every jackass who participates in the debasing of the grieving: Some things in life cannot be fixed. They can only be carried.

Everything Doesn’t Happen For A Reason — Tim Lawrence (via hereticnarrative)

[arandomthot]

[ghostqueenofthesun]

But here’s a little secret for you: no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you aren’t that person anymore, and everything changes once again.

Welcome to Night Vale: Episode 75: Through the Narrow Place (via andrewmicah)

[obviousplant]

Spring is here!

[devikawrites-deactivated2015082]

A woman’s first blood doesn’t come from between her legs but from biting her tongue.

Meggie Royer, The No You Never Listened To (via cactuslungs)

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]

ME.

[invalid0000]

there it is

[styro-sometimes]

Happy International Women’s Day, March 8, 2017

[krabby-kronicle]

[zaksaidso-deactivated20210503]

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hjajdjakjsha his laugh has me HOLLERING

[capacity]

Confetti again

[luanneclatterbuck]

I just watched this five or six times and I love him more every time