[myakushek00]

mother🤲

[yurimom]

this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

[yurimom]

good morning to every person who calls their parents mommy or daddy or pápi or papa or mama or baba or any other “childish” name. and to everyone who is unnecessarily rude or condescending under this post please go back to sleep and get some good rest so you’re not as cranky and mean to strangers on the internet.

[cannibalchicken]

[evengirlierballs]

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

[cipher-wise]

[gpedia]

how do you manage to convert food into red coal not once but twice

[the-haiku-bot]

how do you manage

to convert food into red

coal not once but twice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shrublike]

happy father's day to hell's most unrecognised dad man 😤

[kitsunegdx]

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

[hunterontheedge]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

[kitsunegdx]

:3!!!

[kitsunegdx]

You have the secret knowledge my friend

[hunterontheedge]

The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

[hunterontheedge]

Like this almost

[kitsunegdx]

You understand the treasures!

[cutepotatook]

DUDES GOT DRIP

I just can't stop drawing them....I love Welcome Home sm.....

[wormspoodle]

hc craig knows the gangnam style music video by heart and it shows (its probably the only dance he actually knows how to do)

very funny hc,, had to draw it

[papercwipping]

one thing about me is i pick favorites

j'adore these little horror puppets, howdy in particular is real close to my heart! green guy things

[highjew-elfking]

tweek being pet like a cat by his parents reblog if you agree

[krokminox]

winter is coming

[flowers-and-literature]

He's a 10 but. No guys literally he's 10 years old who gave him a gun. Guys I'm serious we can't have a feral 10 year old with a gun running around our barricade

[antigonehappy]

I think enjolras is the kind of person who cannot fucking separate his moral convictions from his amusements. in canon he is "serious in his enjoyments". so basically whenever you play monopoly with enjolras he refuses to pay rent or buy any properties and tries to abolish jail. he takes the kings and queens out of the deck of cards. he liberates trapped minecraft villagers.

[orestesdreams-pyladesloves]

grantaire is definitely someone who gives a million different answers to rhetorical questions joly will be like “guess who i just saw” and r just starts listing people “jesus” “mary j. blige” “that woman from home alone 2 who fed the pigeons” or marius comes into the musain like “guess what!!” and there goes r “the 10th dentist finally agreed trident is the best gum” “the government finally admitted that aliens exist”

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Please enjoy this updated meme:

[tolstayas]

a modest proposal

[telomeke]

[ID text–

Various images of the smiling Pillsbury Doughboy with accompanying text:

Pillsbury Doughboy with arms raised joyfully in the air – "HE IS RISEN! HAPPY EASTER!"

Pillsbury Doughboy with arms raised joyfully in the air, but with his usual puffiness replaced by the mottled appearance of unleavened crackers – "HE IS NOT! HAPPY PASSOVER!"

Pillsbury Doughboy with one arm raised as though signaling – "HE IS OFF LIMITS UNTIL SUNDOWN! HAPPY RAMADAN!"

Pillsbury Doughboy with arms folded across his chest – "HE IS AN OFFERING TO THE ANCESTORS! GOOD WISHES FOR QINGMING!"

End ID.]

All these are references to some belief systems and their connections to food, around the world:

The Easter Doughboy's text is a play on the leavening of baked products made by the Pillsbury company, as well as the belief of Christ's resurrection ("He is risen") celebrated at Easter;

The Passover Doughboy's text is a reference to the practice of consuming unleavened cracker-like flatbreads (matzah or matzo) at the Jewish festival of Passover, when leavening is forbidden;

The Ramadan Doughboy's text is a reference to the fasting month of Ramadan, when Muslims are forbidden from eating anything (including, presumably, a halal Pillsbury Doughboy) from dawn to sunset;

The Qingming Doughboy's text is a reference to the practice of offering food to deceased ancestors at the Chinese Qingming festival (including, presumably, an edible Pillsbury Doughboy).

This year (2023) all four of the above religious observances fall within close proximity of each other, in the month of April.

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[bbathsalts]

Kyle and post covid kyle :))). Kyle needs assurance

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]