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[seatrench]

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

[hydemind]

I really felt this tag

[droptheguillotineplease]

@ra-assputin

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[bpdsoftie]

hey its me, your local burden,

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[no-one-offical]

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[cdrturt]

help me raise $1,200 so i dont get evicted!!

hey everyone, I am facing a possibility of eviction if I don't come up with $1,200 by Sunday. please please please help if you can, any amount is a huge help!!!! you can message me for zelle or paypal if you are able! my partner and i are both disabled and lacking support

thank you for your time!!!

[cb-writes-stuff]

I just learned that in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, the problems that Miis have that you have to solve (formerly called Problems) are now called Ponderings. So in light of that

[glimmerkey]

1988 Armitron - The Land Before Time Clock

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[occasionallysubtle]

i've kept adding to my fantastical national parks series ~ comment which i should add next :)

[prguitarman]

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[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[gearcats]

Oscar, inside a Moog Modular

[digitalbeachrave]