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ちがいます。我不愛。我不愛你。(Her/She) ENFP,30 Kicked cancers ass. Salvadorian. Synovial Cell Sarcoma. Klance is canon king

[cecilebakura]

Once again I’m in the clammy gorilla grip grasp of love island I can never be truly free of this summer hell

[primordialcell]

stone graveyard cat i am thinking about you

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[fwugradiation]

Visit Original Link

got an idea for a song it’s called moonsetter

[calware]

hitting play like

[wizardshark]

Oh right that’s toby fox

[cecilebakura]

This was a good weekend.

San Diego has this vegan bakery you have to order in advance but it’s so good. And the moon had halos

[centaurgrl-deactivated20260331]

[cecilebakura]

I haven’t changed my bio in over a decade feels like I cleaned up

[cecilebakura]

I remember being a beta reader I miss that me

[gaynfl-moved]

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[olessan]

[cecilebakura]

Tumblr died for like idk how long but I just kept opening and closing the app it really did interfere with my good vibes omg

[cecilebakura]

Got to see one of my top 10 last night 💙

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[sonarthebat]

Apparently Tumblr blessings actually work, so shooting my shot.

[threaded-in-feelings]

I'm just going to follow the crowd on this one 🤷🏾‍♀️

[magical-maybee]

Just saying..,it’s been about a year since i reblogged this and life has been falling in place in unexpected potato-like ways… I’m not gonna say for sure this works but I’d advise you to reblog it…also I’ll reblog again…not because I’m greedy but to support!