I lived, Bitch !

And I'll do it again

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[nessa007]

so i just saw obsession

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[savedgame]

*gets shot 100 times* hah you fool. Now all Your bullets are gone. They are inside of me

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[thebestestbat]

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

[thebestestbat]

🔥🔥🔥

[endofmay-or-earlyjune]

© Tom Ralston

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[icaseybaybee]

[konoko]

[charl0ttan]

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

[gondwana]

When u like a movie so much that everyone's quippy little letterboxd reviews start pissing you off

[byjove]

CREATURE????

[byjove]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[byjove]

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

[byjove]

hero’s journey

[byjove]

and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]