There is time enough for everything.

We must try, we must try.

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[archivearchangelica]

Practical things to do on Fair Day, 2006

[ab-eb-shruti]

[pangur-and-grim]

[beardedmrbean]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[saturniandragon]

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

[my-balls79]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[sashaforthewin]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[natalioovski]

[bruzum]

thats it thats the whole movie

[waco]

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post