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What are your thoughts on into the woods?

i think you have to go into the woods every now and then. there is no telling when. you must be ready for the journey!!!!

DO you have a boyfriend? I bet he's super cool

he’s a bit of a nerd!!!

mayothompson

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

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cant sleep

avvocarlo

get off that

avvocarlo

for the love of god get off that damn thing

charlesoberonn

It says "Invest"

charlesoberonn

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jooshthepunished-deactivated202

Folgers CEO

wat is ur fav soda

@needily is this u 🥺 (sprite i guess!!!!!)

kaijuno

halfricanloveyou

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

meatmobile

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

spiderworries

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

spiderworries

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb.

spiderworries

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

0kkvlt

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

witchsfists

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

0kkvlt

I know things about the hobbit and I fuck like a champ, sorry about your personal failings but they do not apply to me

citree

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it

citree

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

wewetkes

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

citree

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

neldu-nak

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

mace-from-outerspace

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian

You better watch out

ceaselesslyinlove

I DONT WANT TO POSSESS YOU I WISH TO MARRY YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I DARENT BELIEVE THAT SUCH A WOMAN COULD CARE FOR ME I KNEW I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER YET I THINK OF HER MORE THAN EVER LOOK BACK LOOK BACK AT ME YOU COMING HOME WITH ME!!?