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Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

#memes from my sister #ratatouille #funny

notamean-greenbean

you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..

#memes from my sister #funny #krill

breadloco

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

jewperduper

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

ihatenearlyeverything

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

#memes from my sister #funny

thetursithan

Here is a happy child....

ollieofthebeholder

[Video ID: A woman supporting a small baby sitting on a counter. The woman begins to scrub grime off a stove top with a paper towel. The baby begins laughing with unrestrained delight. The woman attempts to keep cleaning, but the baby laughs every time she does. The woman begins to laugh too, and eventually both of them are laughing too hard to do anything else. /end ID]

#funny

salt-wvter

Missionary because I’m obsessed with her face.

sehnsuchtnachmirselbst

Missionary because I‘m obsessed with his face.

Vincent Giarrano - "Morning Light"

#art

nobrashfestivity

Hiroshi Hamaya, Eroded Sea Cliff at Tōjinbō, Early Winter, Fukui Prefecture, Japan, 1960, Hiroshi Hamaya, Cibachrome print. Estate of Hiroshi Hamaya, Ōiso, Japan

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#art #the sea