This is where I keep things I like

[theguineapig3]

Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain

absolutely zero cognitive function

a rare biological specimen of dumbass

[ibrithir-was-here]

Been listening to the Howl's Moving Castle audio book again as I do periodically, and this time I've just been struck with how much Old Sophie and Bilbo would vibe with each other. Not just that they're both home bodies living in a vaugely English villagw setting thrust off into adventure mostly against their will and being entangled with wizards, but my goodness the sass. They have exactly the same sort of sass and unwillingness to put up with nonsense and have no fear or telling "grander" people then them off and I just want them to be friends.

[mar64ds]

this duo was so powerful that they barely had episodes of them hanging out, but when they did it was incredible

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ampervadasz]

[mellie-mp3]

top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat

[dawn-of-patience]

Cat ears

[homiedepot]

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[catchymemes]

[mr-downer]

That sailor was a fucking bro

[prime-tiktoks]

[darrandennis]

[arcadialedger]

Nothing— and I mean nothing— will prepare you for the twist at the end of this video 😂.

[ghost-writer143]

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

[strawwolf]

Ya know, The Muppets were a pretty violent group before that tv show channelled their energy in a more creative direction.

[slutty-satan]

Kermit the Blob wakes up every day and chooses violence.

[mellifexfarm]

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

[mellifexfarm]

im going to swallow these like a snake

[gallusrostromegalus]

I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was expecting but:

I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.

[zoreta]

I looked up why the eggs are like that.

This family is OUT THERE. There will be two single-sex flocks that are bonded- any female can fuck any male from the bonded flock, and vice versa, but NOT outsiders.

But the males and females don’t flock together- it’s two single-sex flocks that exclusively fuck each other.

So how exactly does brooding work?

A female lays her eggs in leaf litter, and her job is done. She peaces out, and *assumes* a male will happen to find them and adopt them like Bruce Wayne finding a plucky orphan. The odds it’s actually the father are astronomical, btw.

But at the same time, nesting is somewhat communal. If a pregnant female finds an existing nest, she’s likely to add her own eggs to it and peace out herself.

Imagine if Bruce Wayne left to do Batmanning, and came home to find another orphan just *appeared* and is playing smash with the Robins. And he didn’t question it because that’s his life. THAT IS THESE BIRDS.

Now you may be wondering, how does that explain why these eggs are gaudy as hell?

The current theory is it’s so they’re a visual beacon for other females to find. The bigger the egg pile, the harder it will be for a predator to eat *all* of them. So everybody loses a few of their eggs, but nobody loses all of them.

Plus bright eggs are more likely to be found by a Bruce Wayne birb!

[jennenen]

@elodieunderglass there is so much awesomeness here.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[nunyabizni]

The Aussies have a thing or two to learn it would seem.

[luxshine]

I’ve never seen an Ostrich look SO offended in my life.

[marlynnofmany]

Let’s hear it for unorthodox animal handling skills! 

The ostrich is either so offended that it just can’t stand it, or it’s so confused that this other ostrich thing has gone and shapeshifted on it.

[chemistree]

a concept: me, you, at an aquarium holding hands and looking at sea turtles

[fuctofpepsiman]

INTO THE PLAGUE BOX WITH YOU

[okayysophia]

This has been making me laugh all day😂

[rotzaprachim]

Ok one of my hot takes i guess is that when they actually show us the barns its warm and chaotic and clearly kind of magic so yes ronan's reticence about visiting 300 fox way is a hilarious example of hypocrisy GO AWAY HERETICS but given this is the boy who saw oven mitts in a dollar store and thought of his mother. There's a deep rooted jealousy and sense of loss

[rotzaprachim]

Also that ronan's first interaction w calla would have been genuinely terrifying like YOu have calla look into your eyes read your deepest secrets and then also WHAT Are YoU?

[la-laborista-republiko]

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

[cybertrieseverything]

i fuckin love when a meme becomes so developed you no longer need the words