A Cigarette Container

[catwire]

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

[beatricemeganblood]

For quick reference

[catwire]

you’re the most interesting person here

[leolaroot]

so many of the new users leaving their likes and follows visible. guys how can you stand to live like that

[leolaroot]

when I had a twitter I literally felt agonized about which tweets I did and didn't like I HATED that I was under observation that way. you don't have to live like this anymore.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[duckbunny]

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[aquilacalvitium]

WELL FUCK ME I GUESS

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[ailingwriter]

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

[headspace-hotel]

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

[i-make-smol-bad-decisions]

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

[headspace-hotel]

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

[headspace-hotel]

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

[therealandian]

op you are absolutely fucked

[halogalopaghost]

Free infodumping??? *grabs my loupe*

Did you know that these three gemstones

is the same???

Morganite, aquamarine, and emerald all belong to the beryl family. Also in the beryl family are heliodor, which is yellow; goshenite, which is clear; and red beryl, which is relatively rare and has no fun name.

Differences in the trace elements and temperatures of the growing environment determines the color and saturation of the stone. And! You can technically have a green beryl that is not an emerald—emerald is kept distinct by the inclusion of either vanadium or chromium, and iron. Green beryl only contains iron, making it a much paler and more yellow green.

Bonus fact: about 30% of the gemstones you could list off the top of your head are a quartz variant.

[inkedintothepaper]

THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

[butch-columbo]

OH IF WE’RE DOING FREE INFODUMPING!!

Did you know that the way astronomers are able to figure out the chemical components of stars is by using things called emission and absorption spectrums? This is what they look like:

The way this works is that different elements on the periodic table have different energy levels, or “shells.” That’s what those lines around the nucleus are:

When an electron gets hit with a photon, it goes into an excited state and moves up the sublevels within an energy level. Think of it like going up stairs that lead to different floors on a building! That’s what an absorption spectrum represents: it’s the photons, or essentially the light particles, that the electrons absorb.

When an electron goes down a sublevel, it releases that photon, and gives off or emits energy, which is what the emission spectrum shows. It does this at different wavelengths, and the frequencies of these wavelengths can change the color of the light. Each element has a different way of doing this, so when scientists look for the elements in stars, they look at the emission spectrum of those stars, the emission spectrum of certain elements, and see what lines up! 

In the model below, you can see what that looks like in practice. By looking at at the lines on each of the elements listed below and comparing it to the observed spectrum of the star, an astronomer can pick out what elements the star has!! 

[novatheastropirate]

I came to help with spacefodumping!!! And to add another penny to OP’s self care jar!!! ☺️

Did you know that the most wonky planet in our solar system might not be Uranus…

..But Venus?

Thaaaaat’s right!! This absolute beauty, according to certain measurements, has an axis tilt of about 177.3 degrees- she’s almost entirely upside down!! Because of this, our lovely lady actually rotates backwards as compared to the other planets!!

The definition of axal tilts has changed before, and it could definitely change again- take this with as many grains of salt as your shaker has!! ☺️ No matter what, though, she doesn’t display seasons- and we’re still exploring the possibility of life related molecules in her atmosphere!!

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

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[roseverdict]

ok im mildly curious how you managed to get an ascii amogus

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

like this

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[roseverdict]

fair enough! carry on

[fishyfletch]

an among us

[purekesseltrash]

Fun fact, Dalmatians and their spots were thought to resemble plum pudding. Another name for plum pudding was spotted dick. So dals were commonly referred to as 'Spotted Dick Dogs'.

Its frankly accurate.

[rambling-museums]

whoooo-oh we're half way there, whoooo-oh living on a prayer.

Facts about animals;

Prawns are cannibals, if there's an elephant in the room then you're in the wrong room, cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist, I think its worth repeating; that prawns eat their babies, and monkeys eat monkeys, but who gives a monkey's/ [monkeys] and if you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp, that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps

--- Mike Wozniak

but for real now the process of creating a catalogue of museum collections is very easy. All you need is a cohesive numbering method most of which modern ones follow this method

xxxx.xxx.xxx where the first set is years [2022], the second set is lot [fiftieth donation of that year] and the final set is the object number in that lot [23rd of 200] making the number needed 2022.050.023.

That's all it takes.

BUT the main thing that this system needs is a person to sit down and assign numbers and then input those into a tracking system. be it card catalogue, digital, cloud-based, whatever.

because of the time needed to do this, and the astounding lack of funds in the sector, there are very few, if any museums with complete catalogues.

[headspace-hotel]

It is okay if you don't know how to show yourself the proper love and compassion yet, OP. There are so many people out there who will help while you're learning.

[tsscat]

Punching him Saturday

[parkinglotking]

I’m gonna say it. I hate it when people make a “non-sexualized” redesign of a large-chested female character and make her flat. Flat women deserve rep but think about the message you’re sending to large-chested women when your idea of making a character not sexualized is making her flat. Because it does not help women like me not see our bodies as inherently sexual, let me fucking tell you.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[genuine-possum]

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

spell of way too many followers activate

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes. Do the thing.

[arthoesunshine]

how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[nflstreet]

Omg, you’re from Italy? I loved jojo part 5

[savedgame]

Omg you’re from Greece? I loved Gay Porn

That’s what you sound like.

[duncebento]

and greek people would be like omg really thanks

[railroadsoftware]

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

[pryathis]

Terrible imo.

Dragged fights on for literally 10 episodes, same storyline over and over again, plot armor a mile thick.

[railroadsoftware]

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

[neil-gaiman]

are you going to write a book primarily about gay sex?

No. I'm also not going to write a book primarily about straight sex.

Or a book primarily about cat sex.

Or a book primarily about universe sex.

Actually I might write a book primarily about universe sex.

[dduane]

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

[justkingwolf]

#so did I he's not special

[vympr]

*lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you*

[anneemay]

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[marcitlali]

What advice would you give 21 year old you?

Everything changes beyond absolute recognition

[zoesupreme]

That's enough being horny for today I think

[vauss]

*Helps you take down the decorations and puts the folding chairs away*

[zoesupreme]

thank you