If Malcolm in the Middle kids were 2000's babies, how would they navigate social media?
Uses instagram and facebook
Only posts family pictures
A lot of posts with 5-20 likes, following and followers list all family that she hates but cant unfollow
Spends a good amount of time trying to pick pictures so people think theyre a better family than they are
Accidentally posts stories and cannot delete them
Stalks her kids' instagram accounts under a fake account
Had one viral post as a parent, has been trying to reclaim that fame by getting following but hasn't had that success ever again
Has over one thousand posts, shifting from whats popular amongst kids and then sometimes has a few posts in a row about government conspiracies then goes back to normal
Posts Lois&his pics more than he posts family pictures
Panics when he accidentally follows other women influencers
Actually very loud and open about social injustice
About 2k followers, about 10k following list
Uses instagram, tiktok and facebook; posts on all three at once
Has a side account for celebrity gossip, is actually kind of popular there, 50k followers
Used to post all kinds of emo stuff as a rebellious teenager, has deleted them all
Knows all the niche internet stuff
Used to have a tumblr account which was actually pretty popular, ranting about his life and his mom, deleted it after Piama found it bcs he was too emo in his speeches and felt cringe
Posts pictures about Piama and him, and the ranch life, nothing else
About 500 follows, and 20 followings
Piama doesn't have an account, doesn't like social media. Uses Francis' to post and scroll sometimes but that's it
Self reports his crimes by posting them online bcs he thinks theyre funny
Posts bad pictures of malcolm
Has been catfished a few times
Barely uses the apps and forgets they exist bcs breaks his phone regularly
About 80 followers, and same amount followings
Concerningly into the chinese dramas on tiktok
Follows celebrity gossip pages
Takes social media and digital footprint VERY seriously
Uses twitter, instagram, facebook, discord, tiktok, tumblr to keep up with the trends so the kids don't think he doesn't know anything
Knows every reference but cannot make any of it
Posts about whoever he likes' interests
Makes his account private everytime he gets rejected
Used to put on emo anime profiles because he thought girls found them cool
Warns people about digital footprints and reposts
Has two accounts; one all his family follows him on, about 20 followers. Private account. Only instagram
The second account he has all his family blocked, even his moms secret account, where he has over 800k followers and is a micro celebrity.
Is friends with a couple influencers
Posts about his days and his piano recitals like a digital diary, people eat it up
Doesn't post his face at all to not get tracked
Accidentally does follow Hal's celebrity gossip page, neither knows it
Pretends to have a different life than he does
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