sonic for fake justice...FOUR?!

There’s at least 10 people on this blog

[chaosheritageblogs]

We usually wouldnt do stuff like this, but Mod Sonic is in a very harsh situation and is unable to get income from commissions as of now.

if you could please donate him something to help him out it would be very appreciated.

if you cannot donate, please boost this if you can.

from all the heritageverse blog members, thank you for listening

-mod silver

[ao3topshipsbracket]

Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 3

Link/Zelda (The Legend of Zelda) vs Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Link/Zelda

Shadow/Sonic

Voting ended onMay 9, 2024

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[chaosheritageblogs]

SONADOW FANS UNITE

but also what is that picture bbg you didn't even try there's so many official stuff where they legit look so gay and then there's this...

[chaosheritageblogs]

we used to post FUNNY things here instead of just reblogging....... stand with me if you stand for funny content

[chaosheritageblogs]

ok then wise guy. tell me a joke NOW

[chaosheritageblogs]

knock knock

- 0

[chaosheritageblogs]

the bad thing about talking to other members of a blog like this is that you dont get notifications when one of them reblogs your post. anyways whos there

[chaosheritageblogs]

that's so true. anyway

tank

[chaosheritageblogs]

we used to post FUNNY things here instead of just reblogging....... stand with me if you stand for funny content

[chaosheritageblogs]

ok then wise guy. tell me a joke NOW

[chaosheritageblogs]

knock knock

- 0

[chaosheritageblogs]

the bad thing about talking to other members of a blog like this is that you dont get notifications when one of them reblogs your post. anyways whos there

[chaosheritageblogs]

we used to post FUNNY things here instead of just reblogging....... stand with me if you stand for funny content

[chaosheritageblogs]

ok then wise guy. tell me a joke NOW

[chaosheritageblogs]

knock knock

- 0

[chaosheritageblogs]

we used to post FUNNY things here instead of just reblogging....... stand with me if you stand for funny content

[chaosheritageblogs]

ok then wise guy. tell me a joke NOW

[chaosheritageblogs]

we used to post FUNNY things here instead of just reblogging....... stand with me if you stand for funny content

[au-sonic-smackdown]

AU Sonic Smackdown - Round 1, Right Side

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Nikolai "Niko" Peterson (Tachophobia!Sonic) VS Comet (Starry!Sonic)

Tachophobia

Starry

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024

Tachophobia AU belongs to @boom-fanfic-a-latta and @the-sky-queen

Starry AU belongs to @euanpc (art by talise on Discord)

Read more about them under the cut!

Tachophobia AU-

Personality: Nikolai "Niko" Peterson is a very anxious and timid lad, very much a people pleaser with a hard time chosing things for himself. He's also extremely afraid of "relapsing" into his "delusions" of being Sonic, and has severe tachophobia (fear of speed/going fast) because of that. He also stutters a lot.

Backstory: The general gist of the AU is that Starline survived IDW issue 50, and managed to kidnap Sonic and heavily brainwash him via hypnosis into thinking he's no longer himself and that he was delusional about being the hero Sonic the Hedgehog. It's an extremely messed-up AU but by golly have we gotten a lot of mileage out of it.

Powers: He still has Sonic's natural speed and chaos abilities, but not only is he afraid of going fast now, he's also been given inhibitors that repress his abilities. He is entirely unaware of all these abilities…he is good at drawing, though! :D

Starry AU-

In this world eggman left for the stars after sonic messed him up the first time in his absence GUN took the position of the worlds villains using the misguided mindset of "gotta control everyone, it's the only way to keep them safe"

His personality is basically if you take Sonic’s main personality traits and dial them up to 10. He’s completely uncontrollable, always searching for thrill, impulsive, but has a heart of gold. He doesn’t take most situations seriously, but when a line is crossed he’ll show that he’s actually very perceptive. he has a fear of tight constraining spaces, water and a abnormal, persistent, irrational fear of failure.

[boom-fanfic-a-latta]

GUUUUUUUYS VOTE FOR NIKO!!!!!

[the-sky-queen]

IT'S HERE!!!!!!!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO VOTE FOR NIKO RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Also, please feel free to ask myself and Lily any questions you might have about our little anxiety ball of a lad. :)

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

There are, at every turn, adults trying to help Kevin. He is not trapped in that house, he goes shopping like three times. He convinces the pizza delivery guy that there’s an old guy there trying to murder him. Kevin knows exactly what the fuck he’s doing and what he is doing is psychological warfare

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Petition to make Home Alone a PG-13 movie at LEAST so the Wet Bandits can call Kevin a little shit on-screen

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Actually no. Rated R. I want to watch Kevin kill a man

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

It started out as a random burglary but the SECOND Kevin shot that dude in the dick it became personal

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I just realized that like. Until the end of the movie Kevin never figured out his family straight up forgot him at home. He truly thought he had fucking magicked them away with his wish that night and that he had magic powers. No wonder the kid was so full of hubris with those robbers he had the power of God and Santa on his side

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Okay movie’s over. I have unironically and genuinely come to the conclusion that Kevin is a child prodigy and will possibly the most intelligent person on the planet once he’s full grown. Not only is he able to outsmart the Wet Bandits (great name), he outmaneuvers the police, shoplifts at least once, and rigs up multiple contraptions including a fake house party, a get-chickened fan+feather combo, and a homemade door-activated flamethrower. He does this all while convincing everybody that he’s just a tiny helpless kid.

In fact, at the beginning of the movie, Kevin has his entire extended family convinced he’s so helpless he can’t even pack a suitcase. I bet him attacking Bud and getting sent to his room early was a ploy to keep from having to share the bed with his bed-wetting cousin. At the end of the movie, one of his cousins says something like “Kevin went shopping? He can’t even tie his shoelaces!” This kid is playing his entire family like puppets and they have no idea

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Like hell it does, that is reads like a 6k post at best. There’s no bit, no clown to gang up on. This post plays into the website’s deep appreciation of Kevin McAllister and his sadism but that can only take us so far. Study tumblr theory and come back to be the clown this post will ride to 40k if you truly want to bring us to victory. And also me to deep shame for having a viral post about Kevin fucking McAllister

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Watching you suspiciously. Have I made myself the clown of the post again I cannot be three for three on this dude

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Hey what are you doing. Hey.

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

What the fuck did yall do???

[garbage-empress]

they knew too much and kevin got them

[flyingseacow]

"In mid August 2021 I changed my url and pfp to look like I’m deactivated. This was in an attempt to get people to stop following me. It did not work."

[words-from-whydotheycallitoven]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

11/18

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

HUH. WHAT.

[text-colourer]

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

[colourpickingpride]

get gimmick blogged lmao

[the-purple-painter]

This post has been purpled!

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

HELP ME

[chaosheritageblogs]

Chaos Heritage Post

[life-ennder]

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

[chaosheritageblogs]

hey guyz

[calware]

this is so funny i need to know how this situation would even happen

[calware]

[eviltailsofficial]

happy incident day for those who celebrate

[canine-t33th]

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

[makerofmadness]

Everyone step on it quick GO GO GO

[chaosheritageblogs]

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Ask Yokai on the discord he's our Group Blog IT Person

--Mod Gumi

[chaosheritageblogs]

How do I join this Tumblr blog?- Magolor Heritage Blog

tell finn your main blog url so they can add you :)

[chaosheritageblogs]

Jacked up on Red Bull, I got wingsSee if you can dodge all of my thingsListen to just how fast I can singAbout my unfair brawl!I just took twenty cups of caffeineNow within me flows the power of memeCome on and SLAM! Welcome to the JAM!'Cuz I'm too hyper, I'll go hamYou'll fall to my ballsI'm the Magolor Soul, and I have appearedBeams and fire shall strike you with fearWatch me fly and describe all my attacksAnd tell you you're gonna die by my hand!

[chaosheritageblogs]

WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S JT!

--Mod Gumi

[chaosheritageblogs]

Jacked up on Red Bull, I got wingsSee if you can dodge all of my thingsListen to just how fast I can singAbout my unfair brawl!I just took twenty cups of caffeineNow within me flows the power of memeCome on and SLAM! Welcome to the JAM!'Cuz I'm too hyper, I'll go hamYou'll fall to my ballsI'm the Magolor Soul, and I have appearedBeams and fire shall strike you with fearWatch me fly and describe all my attacksAnd tell you you're gonna die by my hand!