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Uhh... hey? What's going on here? Oh! This is Tumblr! Uh, hello! I'm kinda... I don't know. But. I have these highlighters! I think posts should have a bit more colouration to them, so I'll do that! Yeah!
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dw for unreality i'll tag it
Hating on gimmick blogs is so cringe like babygirl you're on a whole wept sight that prides itself on being unhinged and you really complaining about the cabinet doors swinging wild and free.....
How many of these words were in the Bible?
Hating on gimmick blogs is so cringe like babygirl you're on a whole wept sight that prides itself on being unhinged and you really complaining about the cabinet doors swinging wild and free.....
23 out of 33 (69.7%) of these words were in the Bible!
Hating on gimmick blogs is so cringe like babygirl you're on a whole wept sight that prides itself on being unhinged and you really complaining about the cabinet doors swinging wild and free.....
can we get asexual trending for no other reason than the fact that it's my birthday and I'm asexual
can we get asexual trending for no other reason than the fact that it's my birthday and I'm asexual
Actually, no, fuck you. Changing your sheets for you. Swaddling-fabric blanket in the dryer for 15 minutes, wrap yourself up and get cozy. kissing you on the forehead and tucking you in. nap for up to two hours or go to bed if it's that time.
Actually, no, fuck you. Changing your sheets for you. Swaddling-fabric blanket in the dryer for 15 minutes, wrap yourself up and get cozy. kissing you on the forehead and tucking you in. nap for up to two hours or go to bed if it's that time.
Gender is a pokemon game and I'm catching the ones I find cool
Gender is a pokemon game and I'm catching the ones I find cool
Reblog to send this eepy transgirl some warm hugs or to wrap prev up in blankets so they get good sleep
Reblog to send this eepy transgirl some warm hugs or to wrap prev up in blankets so they get good sleep
Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
There are, at every turn, adults trying to help Kevin. He is not trapped in that house, he goes shopping like three times. He convinces the pizza delivery guy that there’s an old guy there trying to murder him. Kevin knows exactly what the fuck he’s doing and what he is doing is psychological warfare
Petition to make Home Alone a PG-13 movie at LEAST so the Wet Bandits can call Kevin a little shit on-screen
Actually no. Rated R. I want to watch Kevin kill a man
It started out as a random burglary but the SECOND Kevin shot that dude in the dick it became personal
I just realized that like. Until the end of the movie Kevin never figured out his family straight up forgot him at home. He truly thought he had fucking magicked them away with his wish that night and that he had magic powers. No wonder the kid was so full of hubris with those robbers he had the power of God and Santa on his side
Okay movie’s over. I have unironically and genuinely come to the conclusion that Kevin is a child prodigy and will possibly the most intelligent person on the planet once he’s full grown. Not only is he able to outsmart the Wet Bandits (great name), he outmaneuvers the police, shoplifts at least once, and rigs up multiple contraptions including a fake house party, a get-chickened fan+feather combo, and a homemade door-activated flamethrower. He does this all while convincing everybody that he’s just a tiny helpless kid.
In fact, at the beginning of the movie, Kevin has his entire extended family convinced he’s so helpless he can’t even pack a suitcase. I bet him attacking Bud and getting sent to his room early was a ploy to keep from having to share the bed with his bed-wetting cousin. At the end of the movie, one of his cousins says something like “Kevin went shopping? He can’t even tie his shoelaces!” This kid is playing his entire family like puppets and they have no idea
Like hell it does, that is reads like a 6k post at best. There’s no bit, no clown to gang up on. This post plays into the website’s deep appreciation of Kevin McAllister and his sadism but that can only take us so far. Study tumblr theory and come back to be the clown this post will ride to 40k if you truly want to bring us to victory. And also me to deep shame for having a viral post about Kevin fucking McAllister
Watching you suspiciously. Have I made myself the clown of the post again I cannot be three for three on this dude
Hey what are you doing. Hey.
What the fuck did yall do???
they knew too much and kevin got them
"In mid August 2021 I changed my url and pfp to look like I’m deactivated. This was in an attempt to get people to stop following me. It did not work."
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
11/18
HUH. WHAT.
Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
To those who run gimmick blogs, how often do you submit things to yourself?
Everything that applies to the gimmick blog is submitted
Some things that apply to the gimmick blog are submitted
Only very good things that apply to the gimmick blog are submitted
I do not submit to my own gimmick blog
I don't own a gimmick blog but I want to push a button
@i-remove-color-from-posts @alphabetcompletionist @reading-comp-posting @rate-a-spam-bot @identifying-cars-in-posts @have-you-read-this-short-fiction @doyoulikethissong-poll @gimmickblog-taxonomist
I don't submit things to myself, but if I find a nice post in need of decoloring on my dash, I will do it.
@text-colourer what about you?
Same over here.
girl I would kill myself if I did that lol
reading harry potter actively makes you less literate
j why did you censor the name of the scottish play
I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen
i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up
even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔
do y’all only post from inside a theatre?
All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.
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Post cancelled. Counter attack
Post cancelled. Counter attack
this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
cis people are just out in the world saying shit aren’t they
dragging the twink kicking and screaming to top surgery to cleanse him of his bottomly ways
dragging the twink kicking and screaming to top surgery to cleanse him of his bottomly ways
i am. eepy but a bit of work must be done -v-
i am. eepy but a bit of work must be done -v-
I'm making all evil fungus on the island dead and a different species of mushroom known as fly agaric, otherwise known as the hallocegenic mushroom.
i am suspicious of the new fungus, hard to be trusting these days
I'm making all evil fungus on the island dead and a different species of mushroom known as fly agaric, otherwise known as the hallocegenic mushroom.
you should kiss @i-remove-color-from-posts
Why?
if this site dies you will find me under your bed
if this site dies you will find me under your bed
Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension
Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension
people who have a lot of social media followers should be allowed to use them to manipulate the stock market for financial gain. clout is clout. if you don't like it get more followers
people who have a lot of social media followers should be allowed to use them to manipulate the stock market for financial gain. clout is clout. if you don't like it get more followers
every time a new gimmick blog reblogs my post trying to be funny i kill them all instantly with my eye lasers
every time a new gimmick blog reblogs my post trying to be funny i kill them all instantly with my eye lasers
