Trying My Best

1-800-give your friends heart boners™

[justnoodlefishthings]

without a doubt this is the strongest indicator that we are swiftly heading to a recession

[prokopetz]

Twelve more words to pronounce as though they were the names of Greek heroes:

Articles

Barnacles

Bicycles

Chronicles

Icicles

Monocles

Obstacles

Particles

Spectacles

Tentacles

Vehicles

Ventricles

[anyotheranybody]

Testicles

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[hcnnibal]

i hate wearing a mask. i miss being able to gently kiss my trader joes cashier on the lips after they ring up my $8 box of blueberries

[aturinfortheworse]

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

[medusamori]

haunted

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

[immabethehero]

Bad paint?

[weepingredwillow]

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

[nevercure]

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[unfortunately-awake]

[11-515]

[saffronia-archive]

[theallart]

Andy Warhol, “Hammer and Sickle with Vibrator”, 1975

[ginger-ale-official]

C

[ginger-ale-official]

Cummunism

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[wickedcriminal]

Me, relaxing in the Woods™️: ah, yes, Nature, Water, Sunlight. Many Things that are Green. Peaceful. Beautiful. I could stay here forever.

One (1) mosquitoe: 👁👄👁

Me, packing up my things: I suppose all good things must come to an end

[blankdem]

What about the ghosts tho

[wickedcriminal]

Oh you mean the homies

[ehjaybones]

[striders]

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

[wondertweek-deactivated20231103]

hes a bottom

[ronnie-bunny-deactivated2023120]

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

[unpatchedglitch]

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

[striders]

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[crystalgemme]

Apparently, in precolonial Philippines, it was accepted to be in a same-sex relationship

translation: “According to history, gender and sexuality was never an issue for the early Filipinos. Men and women treated each other with respect. They were free to love whoever they chose, either man or woman.”

“According to other stories, Sidapa (The god of Death) was charmed by the beauty of the moon. He wooed him, without even thinking about their gender. They say that until today, they are still together and that they are living happily at Mt. Madjaas in Panay”

Honestly, colonialism and catholicism ruined the Philippines and I wish we were never colonized

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]