Utter Nonsense Into The Night

This is a hodgepodge of things. About me: bi, legally an adult (will I ever figure this nonsense out?) UPDATE: assigned old by grocery store radio and floppies (still have not yet figured out this nonsense). Sorry for my bad tagging. “#fuck sleep apparently who needs that” is my personal tag search at your own risk. My Pokémon Go id is 9229 0401 2546. Þei/þem I am an entity that contains multitudes.

[cheeesecakemouse]

Do you know what this is

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[osmanthusoolong]

Seen in downtown Toronto as well

[soreheadinamblemood]

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[everythingstarstuff]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[embroiderycrafts]

Judgemental Pigeons by iLabrador on reddit.

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

[kroovv]

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@aimmyarrowshigh @copperbadge @hellenhighwater

[copperbadge]

GASP, a sneasuring tape.

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[bucketofdeltav]

Friend who was visiting Bath just brought this to my attention and is very confused by the hysterics I'm having about it.

This, too, is yuri:

[inbabylontheywept]

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[shamebats]

"gamified Catholic prayer app" sounds like a shitpost but it's real & it's banned in Europe for being a data privacy nightmare

[ramglambitch]

shamebats what are on about

[shamebats]

I see you're not prayermaxxing yet

The story behind Hallow, the Christian app hawked by Gwen Stefani

The No Doubt singer is facing blowback for promoting what some see as "pay-to-pray."

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Honestly to me the Gwen Stefani part is the thing that makes it sound the most like a shit post. And yet

[shamebats]

Once you've heard Gwen Stefani read a good night Bible story, you've truly heard it all