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a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

wordfather

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

doggirldick

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

doggirldick

i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

parkchanwoohoo

i-enact-postvore

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

loveshoplifter

same but it's black people

i-enact-postvore

That's right

spyglassrealms

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

putnamspuppeteer

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

spyglassrealms

but of course.

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

LMFAO

[ID: Screenshot of Twitter post by user mistuits_ that reads "The agony of thinking you're finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot." End ID.]

notecardpasta

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

dragon-in-a-fez

one time the mother of some kids I was tutoring asked me what my "secret" was to having such a great relationship with them and I asked her, with as much grace as I could muster, "when was the last time you had an interaction with your son where you weren't trying to teach him something or telling him what to do" and she just. couldn't answer

tastylemonbread

blackwatersinkingship

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

blackwatersinkingship

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

god-sent-gender-bent

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

blackwatersinkingship

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

todayintokyo

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

MOVE IDIOT

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

breadcunt

Why would they speak spanish in europe

weaver-z

Spain.......

princeofnerds

queer-cosette

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.