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Magical encounter while free falling.
Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.
“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.
You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.
But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.
millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
4 7 M O N T H O L D
I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Roman symbol of 8 and 47 year old.
i really wanna know what HR would think when they see a job application with names like these.. like does it influence their decision to call the applicant up for an interview?? like a really hard sounding name.. they probably might be discouraged but imagine seeing someone with a PHD and their name is Dr. Rayman Origins.. like i’d slam the call button
this one time when my family was on vacation we met this family and the daughters name was madinusa (pronoused “mad-in-oosa”) and were like that’s so unique/different where did u come up with that name?? (and like mind u this couple is from another country) AND THE MOM LITERALLY SAYS “oh she’s named after a clothing designer” my moms like really? i’ve never heard of it before LMFAO SHE ADDS “well we always get clothes from our family [in the states] and the designers name is on every single of them on the inside tag” LMFAOOOOO GUYS THIS BITCH NAMED HER DAUGHTER AFTER THE “MADE IN USA” WRITTEN ON SHIRT TAGS
And i was mad as a child because people called me Karima instead of Carmina. God.
Where’s the institution supposed to check if names are truly valid
My teacher told us she taught a boy called “Sunshine”
white people are never allowed to make fun of our names again
OMG
I have no words. This interaction is pure GOLD
She remembers!!! :*)
thEY!!!
Whatever Happened to Della Duck!?
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I was wrong
Most of the fandom: oh damn Norman's turning evil??
Me: hey does he radiate knifecat energy or what lol
(Listen I don't usually watch anime/manga but all it took was an episode of tpn and I immediately found myself adopting every single one of these precious children)
Vox Machina being badasses in The Legend of Vox Machina
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So Ducktales hiatus is over with new episode coming out tomorrow huh
Is this a good time to jump into the Woo-oo train and catch up with the duck show or what
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I’ve been staring at her for straight up ten minutes and nothing can stop me to continue because just look at her. She looks gorgeous. Badass Space Goddess. Marvelous Moon Mom. Rocking that “stranded-on-the-moon” look and the long hair and the look on her face and asdfghjkl is it March 9th yet I need more footage of DELLA-
Whatever Happened to Della Duck? Promo 2
Della in the promo
