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hi I'm Oliver I'm 22 Pansexual/Trans•He/They Show me ur Pets 🌈

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sunflorally]

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

[hashtagloveloses]

this is the only ship that matters

[hashtagloveloses]

THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was kidnapped from my porch and stuffed into the back of a generic white van that suddenly sped off.

I wasn’t sure where we were going or what the people who took me had planned for me, but then I started noticing that we kept turning to the left and I found myself rolling into the wall. I got on my knees to see what they were doing and it turned out the van was just doing sick donuts in the parking lot of a BJ’s. Eventually I was able to undo my bindings and opened the back door of the van, but I decided to stick around with the kidnappers because they never stopped doing donuts and I thought it was rad as fuck.

[heymoonlite]

I was inspired by tumblr.com for once

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[toastbutteregg]

NAKED GRANDMA

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[thebestoftumbling]

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

[baylone]

My RDR2 playthrough

[unexplained-events]

Big Fin Squid

Found at Shell Oil drilling site. 11/11/07. 7800 ft. down in the Gulf of Mexico.

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[klapollo]

Im watching the parade and Julia is on the Sesame Street float and they actually outfitted her muppet with noise reduction headphones 😭😭😭😭😭

[klapollo]

i cry

[fuks]

[arabellesicardi]

loving this concept

[safetywizard]

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

He’s trying to help. Bear is trying to free her

[kingofthesun]

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

[sirasanders]

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD