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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

gunsandfireandshit

"thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica"

#laugh tag

howdoistormspirit

Tsunade, in the Mission Room: It’s gay pride month, everyone. You know what that means

Iruka: Huh

Iruka: What

Iruka: Do you want us to assign like

Iruka: gay missions

Iruka: what

#nardo #naruto

sheepsheeples

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

seasickskeletonboy

againwiththeturtles

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

charminglygrouped

I hate it when people are “married to” an idea but love it when things are “divorced from” their contexts

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

segamascott

spira---mirabilis

Good for him

#arcane #arcane spoilers

deathberi

#bleach

lesbianwizards

the reason mob wins his fights is because he tells people to their faces that they're friendless pathetic losers and he feels bad for them, and he means it so genuinely. like how do you come back from that

THE BASTARD IS LAUGHING

#love that for him <3 #like yessss king #manipulate malewife manwhore etc etc #alnst #alnst spoilers

skeilig

finished rewatching mp100 s1 earlier today and it’s literally The funniest reigen arc when you break down what’s going on in his head through all that… he was like huh my student is AWOL and not answering his phone.. good thing the phone i gave him doubles as a TRACKING DEVICE, i’ll find him. huh he’s all the way out here in the woods in this sketchy facility [no more than mildly concerned about this]. ok i’ll just walk up to the twenty-five or so people standing guard outside this building and act bitchy until they let me inside. now i’m waltzing down the halls and corridors of this sketchy building way out in the woods and i’ve discovered that these people are KIDNAPPING CHILDREN? well, i’ll give them a stern talking-to about THAT! oi mobbu! they kidnapped you? damn ok let’s get out of here. wait lol who are these lame adults in silly costumes… weird lmao. oh SHIT they have POWERS? mob isn’t the ONLY PERSON in the world with psychic powers as i have assumed for the past 3 years?!? ok ok ok adjusting my entire worldview.. ok it’s adjusted. let me just punch these guys in the face real quick.

cormorant-red

#mp100 #truly nobody does it like reigen

vamptits

she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

#yazeed