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$LAYYYTER
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
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@children-ofthe-wildones
Is chicken on pizza considered weird in other countries?
Oh, thank god, as a brazilian I was worried for a moment
You’re people seem to have a sever misunderstanding of how pizza toppings work
Chicken topping
this is exactly what brazil is I hope y'all have no doubts
I saw a new cat atop the shed from the bathroom window. When he turned around I just about fell over laughing. Haven’t seen him before or since, but I feel blessed by the visitation.
Guess who came back …
god i just found this again while folder cleaning
one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same
one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck
get on his fucking level, mickey
#mickey: who’ll have to endure this humiliation#donald: who’ll get to wear the pretty dress
GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY
Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly
I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
be in a shampoo commercial
start a boy band:
spot some choice booty:
break into song:
see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
attend a metal show:
listen to some sick jams:
discover zombieism:
sample some tasty snacks:
watch someone get burned bad:
find something you really like:
find something you really, really like:
find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
and wonder if you left the stove on:
It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare. Happy Halloween!
LMDJSNHDJSBSHSBS
that’s it. that’s the show.
Great Halloween, everybody! The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
This is the best! And so focking accurate!!
My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.
not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because
1.) no gendered language
2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)
3.) Thor is here and Thor makes everything better
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
a thesis by Chidi Anagonye
mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
The reason people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go instead of how far they’ve come. You got this shit!
