Hey

Rebloging dumb stuff thats all this is lol

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[podcastwizard]

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

[podcastwizard]

couple different options here

[willgrahamscock]

I had a dream that was highly influenced by falling asleep to kitchen nightmares and scrolling on TikTok because I dreamt I was watching a video where Gordon Ramsey was screaming at Hannibal Lecter about how his cooking tastes like a missing person and it cut to Hannibal’s face with a boom sound at every insult

[willgrahamscock]

it looked a little something like this

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“all clear my liege it appears to be safe”

“it appears to be fucking gone you mean”

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[junglejim4322]

This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

[targetedknowledge]

[partycoffin]

Hello! We only have an hour and a half left to buy these little rapscallions or are pins! (It will end at 11:59 PM PST !!)

https://welcomehome.shop/

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[grainyflashes]

pretty sure I just made history

[grainyflashes]

first photo of a cybertruck taken on a blackberry curve 9330

[amethystsoda]