All the World's a Stage

 My fandoms define and consume me.  

[yesterdaysprint]

Dr. Sargent says women are growing masculine and men are becoming effeminate.

[chilledoutentertainer]

[chilledoutentertainer]

[cannibalchicken]

[chilledoutentertainer]

A complete madman

[hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah4]

Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves

[victorianchap]

Victorian female medical students

[dishy-squishy]

Looks like one of them had a really tough semester

[everythingfox]

Cat discovers icecream

(via)

[shitbrainratface]

[leterriblechild-deactivated2023]

Cinematic parallels

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

[tynot]

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

[theadowsource]

- William Shakespeare

[wheredoesthegoodgo]

how-to-give-yourself-a-pep-talk-101

[proteesiukkonen]

I Am a Bride

A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[the-memedaddy]

[bunnyangel333]

[alexromero]

[proud-hufflepuff]

Oh my god he really looks like That

[irhinoceri]

Here are some gems from the article:

[sis-nyc]

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.

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