*is torn asunder*

Hello | Father of two cats | Feel free to message me, if you wanna be friends/just talk :) | This blog is mostly about things that manage to catch my interest

[neon-ryan-moved-deactivated2018]

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 24th, 2015

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[jermafireman]

source

[outofcontext-comics]

It’s that time of year, again!

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[headlesswarlock]

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

[headlesswarlock]

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

[keiko-evans]

Yes

[feels-fics-fandoms]

It’s a tradition to bring this back, I’ve got it schedule for like the next eight years to post this on the first and last day of October

[halflifegifs]

[zsnes]

got that dick in the wind…. yeah baby!!!!!

[halflifegifs]

dont say that please thank you

[halflifegifs]

save the date

[halflifegifs]

Almost that time of the year folks

[illazilla]

[blackarachnya]

[crowcryptid]

This is. Official art.

[nyanbinary-83]

[ID: several digital drawings of Doom Guy. Three show him with cat ears as part of his helmet, and one details the ears themselves. /end ID]

[crowcryptid]

Doomguy?

[unclefather]

i love the size of birds

[thyrell]

me except with boobs

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

[redchrominance]

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[fullmetalfisting]

Beeetel

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

[redchrominance]

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

[relaxxattack]

the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself