ChooChooConundrum

The trolley is coming

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Cinemas should sell DVDs of the movies they're playing as you're walking out. If you liked the movie you could buy a DVD right there on the spot. Wouldn't that be awesome

[zuzartii]

Until next life

[watermelonsloth]

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

[vanityfaire]

you're laughing. they played the heated rivalry trailer on the centre bell jumbotron during the habs game in front of god and martin st louis and you're fucking laughing

[spending-life-pretending]

the craziest thing about “you’re starting to sound like him” is that shane’s response wasn’t “who?”

[apeirophobia]

desperate to know the stats on how many random str8 canadian men unknowingly started this today

[oliveespineapples]

"i asked chatgpt" well i went to Rockin' Robin and she said that you have all the answers and you just need to stop being so scared of who you are

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[thegreenaper]

[pinkpastels113]

girls literally kissing have not been gayer than whatever the fuck glinda and elphaba's got going on in that wicked for good trailer

[slothliart]

Elphaba’s locked in

[jasontoddsguns]

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.

[ratbastard69420]

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

[theunfairfolk]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[thedarknessitself]

setting up a trap, just a simple box and stick. we'll catch haiku bot.

[the-haiku-bot]

setting up a trap,

just a simple box and stick.

we’ll catch haiku bot.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mo-mode]

[trainer-from-unova]