Terminally idiotic

A living deck of way too damn many stuff

[yasbm-best-prompts]

this feels like something Tumblr would really like - https://file.garden/ZbOO1Swt01V2UsLl/youraislopboresme(62).png

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[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I'm imagining like the entirety of Castle Town came to see Susie when she got back because they're just dying to know how her date went

[ghhhjjjytytttrree]

You know who else was dying to know how their daughters date went? Rudy

[truffle-worm]

I have -1 drafts

[chronicallyimbecil]

you owe the World a draft then

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I'm imagining like the entirety of Castle Town came to see Susie when she got back because they're just dying to know how her date went

[ghhhjjjytytttrree]

You know who else was dying to know how their daughters date went? Rudy

[chronicallyimbecil]

oh absolutely, Rudy's gonna be all like "So, when's the wedding?"

[repmet]

Grace, Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[the-everything-remover]

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[chronicallyimbecil]

have I reblogged this already?? I think I have...

[copyright-offical]

✉️- @digital-video-disk-offical

So you’d like to join me and David?

[chronicallyimbecil]

idk what's going on but this ask is so Spamtom coded

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

best friends btw

[shinenegreymon]

Best friends? Lets be real

Aqua is seth's only friend

[chronicallyimbecil]

well, when you only have one friend it's not really hard to decide who of your friends is your best friend.

[nonlynear]

time is a flat iron and brother i’m getting smooth as fuck

[cephalopodie]

time is a curling iron and brother i'm all twisted up

[teaboot]

Time is a flat iron, smooth as fuck Time is a curler, twisted up Time is an updo, pinned and tucked Time is a weave-in, stitched and stuck Time is organic, shaped by luck Time is a construct Monster truck

[narcicious]

Time's a flat iron, now I'm smooth as fuck Time's a hot curler, I'm all twisted up Time is an updo, pinned hair neatly tucked Time is the wind that makes it self-destruct

Time is a freedom you cannot disrupt Time is a prison in which we're all stuck Time is a famine, a feast, and a glut Time is a path to a when that won't suck

Time is the window that creaked when it shut Time is that night in the bed of your truck Time is what we shared through moments we snuck Time is the shouting before the hand struck

Time is the start of the tab we rack up Time is the middle, the lives we construct Time is the ending drawn out and abrupt Time is the kid who will never grow up

Time is not money, not measured in bucks Time is a currency ever in flux Time is lost wading through sewage and muck Time is spent either way, so live it up

Time's an illusion, a thing we made up Time flows unheeded down its cosmic duct Time is unknown and unknowable, but Times are a-changing, best try to keep up

Time is a teacher, the world to instruct Time is a ballast, an engine, a strut Time is quite precious when you give a fuck Time's almost as cool as BIG MONSTER TRUCK

[chronicallyimbecil]

Just here to say that you did a damn good job with the poem, op, time is an ilussion unlike your word writen up.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You're religious? You're like so chill and not homophobic and believe sex workers deserve human rights

Considering that there are literally billions of religious people on the planet yes, some of us are progressives. Jesus says to share what you have and be kind to your neighbors so idk why I wouldn’t support human rights.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The thing about chill religious people is that we are chill and kinda quiet so unfortunately the unchill loud kinds get all of the airtime.

[chronicallyimbecil]

I know a guy like this and he's genuinly the kindest person I've met, it's a shame that loud unchill people give you all a bad reputation.

[robotoooo]

Nyleth x Flowery. Post.

[chronicallyimbecil]

I see it, kinda.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[coffeegymnast]

oh thank god i found the unvandalized one

[conservethis]

AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHH!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!

[xladyseerx]

Oh my god, this is great.

What a thing to wake up to.

[the-dragonian]

finally! I can see the version that isn’t a bunch of wanted pictures of the same guy!

[chronicallyimbecil]

Well I didn't expect to find acctual history so casually on my dash!

[tyzfol]

here’s how woody theory can still win

[therealsethdeltarune]

[chronicallyimbecil]

And, by the end.

They were litteraly roommates.

[1esor2]

About to go see The Odyssey. That has nothing to do with this, just felt like sharing.

[the-first-link]

Lecherous companion

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog