But the whole story hasn't been told

Ciro | 20 | Certified Human Mess | Ares

[cirosunshade]

i regretant

[whimsicalfairytales]

We yearn for blood but the cruelty of time withholds our bacchanalian pleasure. For now.

[roughbuddy]

Have we realized that we get Friday the Thirteenth, Pi Day, and then the Ides of March???

[marcus-junius-brutus15]

should I stab caesar? Getting a little bit nervous ngl

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[ficauthor]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

what ao3 would look like with ads. no, you do not want this. support ao3 because it’s one of the last few places on the internet that is not tainted by capitalism bullshit. support ao3 because it’s one of the last few places on the internet that is genuinely about the connection between audiences, artists, their works and the love/passion artists have for what they do

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[filmnoirsbian]

Joan Tierney

[yupthatexists]

Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!

These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.

But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.

This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.

[psychotic-gerard]

i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

[orchidvioletindigo]

There's a disconnect happening here because the primary function of social media for most casual users is to form a circle of friends around the usual things that friendships are built on: shared interests and lifestyles and ideas of what is important and what is unacceptable. When people are mainly doing leftism on social media, this encourages thinking of leftism as centered around establishing high-minded social clubs.

For anyone who still isn't getting it from someone who helps people IRL: There's a difference between whom you're helping to feed at the mealshare and whom you're choosing to hang out with for fun after the mealshare. You don't have to invite a hungry person with opinions you don't like to play board games with you, but you do have to help keep them from starving if you're serious about leftist organizing.

[trials-era-sam]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I needed an encyclopedic memory of forks. I don't remember why, but I did spend the entire time in a library desperately reading up on the history of forks.

[it-s-gone-blue]

Come on then, give us the secret fork lore

[cdarklock]

The Twilight fandom

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[the-sapphic-raven]

Add a maid of dishonor too

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

so, this is the plot of much ado about nothing

[fartyrobbins]

I am not immune to big round glasses 😔

[cat-a-holic]

What if I could make you immune???

[fartyrobbins]

Are you gonna like inoculate me with a serum formed of shards of broken glass? Are you gonna clockwork orange brainwash me? Are you gonna hit me with that big bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

[paranormal-taters]

[fartyrobbins]

I DID NOT SAY ASSES, YOU MADE ME SAY ASSES, I DO NOT HAVE ANY PUBLIC OPINIONS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSES, LEAST OF ALL MY IMMUNITY OR LACK THEREOF REGARDING CERTAIN TYPES AND SHAPES OF ASSES. THIS IS JUST LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[makedonsgriva]

you know what the funniest part of cumplane relationship to me is? that airplane remembers sy’s Internet handle. because airplane, at the point he realizes sy is a transmigrator, has been dead in his own world for decades. he hasn’t seen a computer in decades and so it would have been very normal for him to have forgotten many Internet handles. Heck, this guy probably does not even remember his own damn password. Again, very normal considering everything.

So like, what level of insane dickriding did Shen Yuan do to CEMENT his Internet handle onto airplane’s brain is beyond me but it sure makes me giggle harder the more I think about it

[cirosunshade]

ah damn sorry bro do you mind if i borrow some melatonin?

[transmigrationisunderrated]

I feel like a reverse svsss cumplane dynamic would be Shen Yuan writing something that seems like it's going to be so horny but then it diverts at the last second to be actually discussing the local monstrous wildlife, while Airplane is leaving screaming comments about how he's being edged by this bullshit.

Airplane: PLEASE, JUST MAKE THEM FUCK! I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU HERE, I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!

Shen Yuan: get your mind out of the gutter! This is normal stuff, not everything has to lead to papapa

Airplane: DEMON COWGIRLS THAT STIMULATE THE ECONOMY WITH THEIR BREAST MILK IS NOT NORMAL

[transmigrationisunderrated]

Oh, it also would be so gay.

Like, SY would write a scene where the main character and the villain would be wrestling or something, or he'd write the reliable best friend character vowing to stay by the hero's side for the rest of his life, just something so blatantly gay... only to go and no homo it

meanwhile the main character and his love interest get 80% less interesting and intelligent when in the same scene together.

The protag and antag are having a fight with so much fucking romantic and sexual tension while the protag and his literal wife kiss exactly once and then have a fade to black sex scene.

Shen Yuan: there's nothing wrong with being gay but my main character isn't gay

Airplane: okay, you have to be fucking with me at this point

[transmigrationisunderrated]

Coming back to this with the thought that in this universe, PIDW is a political intrigue novel with Mobei-jun as the main character.

Airplane wants to shove the fleshed out but forced love interest out of the way and climb Mobei-jun like a fucking tree. When PIDW ends with Mobei-jun and Love Interest shoved together and married with children, finishing off with a few pages of OCC Mobei-jun's domestic bliss, Airplane dies of blueballs.

Airplane wakes up as (dis)loyal spy Shang Qinghua and decides he will not die a virgin twice, even if he is being ooc(cock)blocked by his system. What do you mean it's ooc?! The OG did it way more than he did! Is it just because he's gay?! Is the system homophobic? Is the AUTHOR homophobic?!

[snowscapism]

Lotus root is one of my favorite foods. I'm going to eat Nezha and Ao Bing.

[monkeyzilla]

Crying 😭😭😭😭my two stupid dumplings