ill vampire cowboy

monika ¤ 25 ¤ I'm trying to get better!

[things-that-are-not-true]

people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

[anundyingfidelity]

me and the logan hoes 😭

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

[sniperct]

[superchat]

i always remember it being harder than i expect it to be to find video of ramiels screams so heres a little compilation

[superchat]

im glad youre all going above and beyond to get something out of this

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[cynema]

Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny

[0v9]

[flowerinaflame]

[petbud]

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

[slimetony]

distinguished

[rcktpwr]

rugged 

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

[anexperimentallife]

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

[bees-with-swords]

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

[necromancy-savant]

Thanks for clarifying

[oof-goes-the-chicken]

[cjgoblin]

took me 2 whole days of seeing Julius Caesar memes to realize it was the ides of march 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[microwavefruit]

[barelyherestillqueer]

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[opendirectories]

[youngchronicpain]

PSA to abled people

don't ask how a disabled person became disabled

because chances are, the answer is just "I was born"

which is awkward to say

or worse, the answer is something traumatic that is difficult to talk about

either way, don't

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[creepiqorn]