Lair of the Secret Wizard @clampasta - Tumblr Blog

Funny how anon hate fucks you up. I... guess I know that I deserve to die, but it still hurts to be told that it’s what people want. That people want me to kill myself. I already wanted to die, but it feels even worse knowing that people aren’t even going to be saddened by it. That people are just gonna be like, yep, that’s what she deserved, we’re all happy that she’s dead, couldn’t have happened sooner.

please hurry up and die abusive scum stop dragging this out for everyone

I'm working on it, to be honest. Ill probably finally get around to killing myself successfully soon.

swarnpert

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

swarnpert

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

pondwitch

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off

0kkvlt

rookie shouts for the detectives “hey uh, I think you’re gonna wanna see this!”

Detectives join rookie over by dumpster, where a pixelated dick and balls are hovering, rotating silently, Minecraft-style.

“Mother of god.”

*other, greener rookie throws up*

tradgothwillbyers

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

the-indecorous-flower

That’s how it gets you

tradgothwillbyers

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

slavery

Amazon whys my cock so small

sexwitsockson

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

slavery

Alexa kill this clown

husbandcinnamon

black mirror season 5

rachelordwayart

Controversial opinion: “looking into the camera like you’re on The Office” is the modern/American equivalent of “massive anime sweat drop”

darkwingsnark

wayneradiotv

found the most baffling steam user

wayneradiotv

found the scariest steam user

powerburial

this is steam deep web

fortscrotum

xtec

this image is so threatening I’m being outlined with chalk as we speak

charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2

dad loves open carrying so much he had his hand amputated and replaced with a gun

owowowowwoowoowow

deejay

shock

entry tier: big mood, relatable, me too

middle tier: i ghostwrote this post

final tier:

eenuttings

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

distinguishedbaloney

christinecanigula-archive

you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick