I Love Simon Lewis

[manny-jacinto]

ONE PIECE (2023–) | Season 2 MONSTER HOUSE (2006)

[junkdrawertales]

twitter: haha what if Shane adopted a hairless cat named Pork

tumblr: obviously, Cliff Marleau is a vampire from the High Middle Ages

[cloudabserk]

ilyas always saying my shane what about shane saying my ilya…

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[mothwizard]

u tell someone yr nonbiny and they go oh trans masc or trans fem and its like. neither i said theres non of the biny that means zero biney

[afeelgoodblog]

Wholesome

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Facebook post from Hypatia MacAllasdair reading: There’s this 24-hour sandwich kiosk near my job run by a Muslim guy and during prayers, the Central American dude working at the pretzel cart next to him will step in and take over for a bit to help him out. When the pretzel guy can’t regular customers respectfully wait in line until they can be attended.

This morning some tourists wearing fanny packs and crucifixes were bitching about having to wait three minutes (he was almost done) and a freaking nun in the queue turned around and said “my brother is praying, show some respect” and before the mouthiest of the tourists could respond, this Enormous Armenian construction worker who is the absolute nicest man and says good morning to everyone every single day turns around and says “Are you gonna fuckin’ argue with a fuckin’ nun? Fuck outta here! Yo, Sister, ‘scuse my language, but Christ. Oh shit., I didn’t mean that. I’ll stop tawkin’ now.”

And the Sister gave him a very sly fist bump and now I have coffee in my nasal passages. /End ID]

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[ladymaplecourt]

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

[superpixie]

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

[laughterkey]

[handsywoman]

can’t explain but this gives me the same vibe

[themoonandmyman]

the spirit of a nervous flamingo inhabiting a human body

[luke-thompsons]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN : A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025), dir. Rian Johnson

[anyanary]

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[kaity--did]

@shadowgremlin it's yall but with me

[rainbow-femme]

Ilya: Yeah things are weird with Montreal Jane right now. I thought we were on the same page but now it seems like she might be with someone else.

Marleau: Ah, it is the eternal toil of man to ever throw ourselves upon the flames of passion in the hopes of finding a love that is true.

Ilya: Exactlyyyyy

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[gaynehollander]

I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

reblogging this onto my main so that maybe one day i will remember to come back and write it