men were a mistake

It's an organic life but it's also a lit one | こんにちは

[log6]

must be hard not being liked by women but it's lowkey always something wrong with the men that say that cause women will date anyone I've seen it I've fought it to no avail

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[bad1dimagines]

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love 

The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."

She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."

They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."

The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."

[queer-quilll]

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.

[friendof-dolly]

No matter what you do there’s still someone on temu right now ordering 10 pairs of matching polyester pajamas for their family to wear for 1 hour on Christmas

[classytampon]

did u see weapons??

OMG FORST OF ALL HELLO!!!!!! I miss you sm I literally was just thinking about you— my phone number is still the same we should grab lunch one day !!!!!

And no I haven’t ! I would totally go to see it with u tho I heard it’s scary

[d3luliv]

When you're reading a fanfic and suddenly the reader has a name

[lun-rk800]

Santiago, Chile

(Credit to Caiozzama on Twitter)

[yogurt-boat-69]

So it seems like there are two possibilities:

One possibility is that the person who did the shooting changed his jacket right before the shooting- but into a different jacket that was remarkably similar (a puzzling choice! He brought two almost identical jackets with him? He changed his jacket to avoid detection into a jacket that looks very similar but has subtle differences? Puzzling!), shaved his unibrow (the better to shoot with, I guess?), then executed a plan so well thought out that the police had pretty much no leads, but was then caught (with both the murder weapon and a manifesto conveniently on his person! And the unibrow now regrown with long hairs) at a small town McDonalds five days later thanks to a random person recognizing him (and is a random McDonald's employee thinking you appear similar to a partial photo of a criminal enough to get you detained?)

OR

A police force with a budget bigger than many country's entire military, in a country notorious for having corrupt policemen who routinely lie and believe themselves to be above the law, realizing that it would be supremely embarrassing to have no leads, and likely facing immense political pressure to make sure the public doesn't think people can get away with this kind of crime, feeling motivated to peruse the many many records available to their giant counter-terrorism unit and using it to find someone who was in the vicinity, with an established online record of extremism, who has a jacket that is reasonably similar, and straight up planting some evidence on him so they can wrap this up with a neat bow and all of the ceo's who run the politicians who run our country can breathe easier?

As a random person on the Internet I will never find out the truth but some of this is not really passing the sniff test, and if there is one thing you can count on in this country it's that cops lie and cover their own asses. If he mysteriously dies in prison from "suicide" then we will know it's definitely not him

Edited to add: for those confused I do think it's possible Luigi is the guy from the hostel. It's just that based on the jacket and the eyebrows I'm not convinced he is the shooter. There was never anything solid linking the hostel to the shooting other than a similar (but actually different jacket)

[dorothylarouge]

[lanadelreyscokewhor3]

thank god for that

[lun-rk800]

A road sign flashed this on a highway in Seattle days after the shooting death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO

📸: KOMO

[lightasthesun]

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[theehorsepusssy]

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[lobotomy-lady]

I didn't eat any processed food for 3 days & I felt like shit the whole time now I just had one medium slushy from 7-11 & suddenly I feel great so basically I'm thinking that I have evolved beyond other humans, I'm in perfect symbiosis with the carcinogens I take in on a daily basis & my body will start to disintegrate at the atomic level if I try to be more healthy . Oh well!

[sewercentipede]

real