Claudia flies

Old. Grumpy. NSFW. Ao3

[wh40kartwork]

Sister Of Battle

by Stephen Mabee

[taythecatfey]

Fulgrim X Ferrus defeats art block. 🎉

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

my feed is full of blueberry fuckers and i aim to please

[nevesmose]

Nerdsbeth is a traditional Ultramar name

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

he knew that someone, somewhere, was gonna swoon over him, but he always thought they'd focus on his giant 12-pack or something. how could he know that a sensible budget is one of the sexiest traits a person could have

[undeaddream]

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

u cant leave shit like this in the comments sis

[kit-williams]

ME WHILE READING THIS AND THE NOTES

[sabbatine]

He can vlookup my skirt any time he likes, just saying.

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic on canvas 70*80 см «Waiting for the Big One» 2025

[thelatestkate]

Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

[eshpur]

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣

[claudia-flies]

Up your antidepressants to 450mg.

Let stew for 3 weeks.

Enter a fugue state and plan a complex sequel to an already complex fic.

Realize you now have to write that damn thing.

Complain helplessly to your beta over text.

Fall headfirst into meta about the drop site massacre.

[yari-lo]

Horses 🐎

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[claudia-flies]

Women can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[claudia-flies]

Update - aggregate

Warhammer 40k  

Explicit | M/M | 5/?

Mortarion/Calas Typhon

Chapter 4: The Bet Chapter 5: Recovery

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81143136/chapters/236243886

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[petite-madame]

Knight Bucky - (2026)

Inspired by Bucky in Marvel Realmguard Infinity Comic.

If you want to see some of my previous takes on Knight Bucky from 2021 to 2025, you can do it HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.