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Jason: "You owe me an apology!"
Bruce: "I'm sorry."
Jason: "Well you should be!"
Jason: "..."
Jason: "Okay I'm sorry, I was expecting more of a fight."
Batman: Secure line. What did Maxie Zeus say?
Oracle: Beware the man with a missing sandal
Jason: Bruce you gotta tell Ace to stop stealing my sandal
Okay but imagine Jason Todd getting isekai'ed to ancient Greece and taking the mythical Jason's place. Someone call DC, I have a pitch to make!
batgirls donāt have movie nights bc they tried once but miss āSpoilerā and miss āreads body languageā and miss āhuman libraryā made it impossible to enjoy.
Jaysteph childhood friends au
Him working for her dad and them bonding
Hes supposed to be her "body guard" but they just start a little book club
Arthur finds out hes not doing his proper job and fires him (then jason becomes robin)
Steph going to his classroom at lunch to see him but hes either not there or with rena
One day she sees his obituary on the news next to a photo of bruce wayne and she begins to hate him
Once she meets tim she starts thinking about how similar they were and has a vague dream that its really jason
In the batcave she sees the "a good solider" plaque and immediately figures out bruces identity
When jason comes back he waits a bit to try and find steph but babs accidentally tells him and he realizes that she was the previous robin
Jason tries to hunt down the blackmask but is stopped by dick
Steph comes back and she sees him on patrol on a random day and neither of them believe the other is real
Did you ever stop to think that maybe it wasn't Jason who kept stealing all of Dick's exes, but rather all of Dick's exes who kept stealing Jason?
"jason fans can't say jason did nothing wrong! he kills people!! he did awful things!!"
your problem is thinking i give a damn about morality in a fictional universe that's being reset every thursday because of some nonsensical space-time bullshit and where there are good billionaires who go out beating up common people bc his day went a little sideways and they are still somehow the "good guy" of the story.
jason should do worse.
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What I took away from Jason's story in Knightfight:
- Being Batman would effectively ruin Jason's mindset
- Being Red Hood has actually been good for him
- There is a story where Jason ends up happy and content with the life he lives
- He will always be accepted by the family no matter what anyone else thinks
- He's a good dad. HE'S A GOOD DAD!
- And apparently a good spouse
the jaysteph soft fucking i promised anon. there's more btw... it's on patreon
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āJason Todd has no rizz.ā
Jason Todd is the kind of guy to look at you and with his full chest say things like āI would die for youā āI would burn *put place/thing here* down to make sure you are safeā or āmaybe my greatest fear actually is losing you this whole time.ā All things a stereotypical romance mmc would say in some capacity. That is extremely hot.
Jason: "If I had known what Black Mask did to you, I would've torn that fucking mask right off his skull."
Steph: "I'm pretty sure the mask is graphed to his skin."
Jason: "I know."
Steph: "š« "
"Eww, why are you in your 40's on Tumblr??" I've been here since 2010. You moved into my neighborhood. Now get off my fucking lawn.
Batman fans please realize that Jason fans have the opinions we do because we like Jason not because weāre illiterate idiots who read the comic wrong. We know our shit, we just donāt agree with you!
Nightwing fansā Iām not hating on your man but please realize that he isnāt going to be as important to everyone as he is to you. I donāt care about him. Heās one out of dozens of background characters. Jason was introduced with a duffle bag of decapitated heads and explodes people throughout UTRH. That heās kinda mean to Bruce about the possibility of Dickās death is not even a sin worth tallying.
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Jaysteph haters are funny asf because they'll disregard the entirety of canon to just make shit up.
"He's so much older than her!!" It's like one year. And Cass is older than Jason. Stephcass is both of their most popular ship.
"They're siblings!!" I don't even know where to begin with this one. Like you really have to know NOTHING about Steph. Ik your only exposure to her character is wfa and fanfic based on wfa get out of my face. Also, again, Stephcass. And Timsteph. Which was canon.
"They have nothing in commmon." You don't know either character, and that's really embarrassing for you. Pick up a comic.
"I just don't like it/like their friendship more/like other ships better" SHUT THE FUCK UP THENā¼ļøā¼ļø Keep it to yourself because you look DUMB complaining on posts shipping them. Have you no etiquette, no decorum, no common sense?? Block the tag and scroll it really is that easy.