Ciel

Shitpost account

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[bone-free-as-the-wind]

Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don’t know.

[arcticarthropod]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[salamandarsoup]

[1995lahaine]

no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

[ashyguysworld]

And they uplo… they uploaded it.

[pencilium]

The following day:

[everythingfox]

(via)

[unicornlamps]

[wormy-business]

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

[guiltyidealist]

[frankie-catfish-morales]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life I am CRYING

[maybe-veves]

for those of you who don't know GTA online has a big modder problem (That's what they called cheaters in GTA online, I don't know why) a lot of the time they just lock you in cages, so this is the funniest shit I've seen from a modder. also some of the kinder ones give out and money drops, is just giving people free money

[sexycraisinthanos]

“For those of you who don’t know” I know even less now

[20-dollar-yard-sale-gnome]

What the fuck did I just watch. Where is this from

[verbrannt74]

[furrama]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[videos-i-didnt-make]

the_car.mp4

[black-quadrant]

this couldn’t be said any better

[oldwomenyuri123]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[atopfourthwall]

Who has no mouth and needs to scream NOW, asshole?

[somecutething]

The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

[briearesea]

[chewedcorn]

Helpful former homeowner.

[memento-mariii]

When I say love makes us human, this is what I mean.

[michaelgovehateblog]

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

[generalelectionmusings]

[cephalopod-truther]

What an icon

[baddywronglegs]

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

[cherumie]

what if a rat said cheesus christ

[rice-pudding-slaps]

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[writing-prompt-s]

These are all so good!!!

[sanguith]

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