Clover Dam

Not too much to see here except me liking and reblogging whatever I feel like. If the Naruto icon didn't give it away already, I like anime. But you'll see other fandom stuff here too like DC comics and Idk...Skyrim? Who knows? I sure don't.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Hey y'all, tried out most of these #s, and all of them have been changed or disconnected.

Haven't checked the "I am Groot" one, the "Loser Line," or the KKK though.

Stay safe!

[cemetery14]

Ok ok ok

Concept: knb teiko episodes but in a Higurashi When They Cry type loop that always ends in tragedy

It start super wholesome than gets super dark outta no where, doki doki like

Akashi would be Monica 💀

The teiko episodes ALWAYS gave me Higurashi vibes, the cicadas buzzing, the all around gloomy atmosphere it slowly develops

Idk what else to do with this idea so I'm just throwing it out there

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: I like to think I am a very likable person.

Nie Huaisang: To whom? Your mother?

Jiang Cheng: Actually, my mother saw me as a severe disappointment.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Y'all Samatoki-stans are all the same.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Y'all need to stop gaslighting me, you're saying this man looks like pee.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Y'all Samatoki-stans are all the same.

[frownyalfred]

toxic but sustainable friendship is Clark going "here Bruce, the last piece of kryptonite in existence...I want you to have it, you're the only one I trust" and Bruce is like "of course, you know I'll keep it safe" and then goes and shoves it in his huge lead-lined room in the Cave full of Kryptonite he never told Clark about.

[uzushio-hillbilly]

The naruto fandom is funny asf because even dude bros talk about how gay naruto and sasuke were

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi desperately trying to fit in with the other jonin leaders: my kids are basically all prodigies they have more potential than i’ve ever seen i got each of them to eat a vegetable yesterday

team seven: *just fucking biting each other in the background*

[team7-headquarter]

Teenage Team 7 was so funny because you had Sai with his crop top, tiny waist and zero social skills parading around, Sasuke slut era overlapped with his international terrorist era (criminal by Britney Spears playing on), Naruto not having to remove even a single piece of his clothing 'cause people would naturally fall at his feet for just his words and Sakura getting men in the middle of a freaking war by doing her job lol.

Meanwhile Kakashi was jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend in totally different breakdowns in true wetest-dog-alive-in-Konoha fashion. He was like saving Iruka's life from Pain and co-parenting little Naruto with Yamato and fighting Obito for dear life and wrecking havoc with Gai.

None of them were having a good time but we must admit it was not for lack of looks.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Really like how people are so into RomCom anime in the 2020s. Tomo-chan, Kaguya-sama, and Sono Bisque Doll/My Dress-up Darling are some great examples. . . But. . . I really need y'all to get on that 2010s train and make Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun relevant again.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Barnaby, with Kotetsu at his shoulder: “We’re you from the future.”

Subaru, with Thomas at his shoulder: “Yeah obviously bitch-ass old men!”

Barnaby, looking frantically at Kotetsu: “I don't- I don't remember a-acting like-”

[eggramenart]

hokage for 20 years wow!

[elvyn]

[isleofair]

Fellow Nathan Seymour fans, BEHOLD! I have acquired...

THE SACRED GENDER TEXTS!!!

Leave both men's and women's hearts to me ♪

Because Nathan is gender-free and belongs to both genders, he understands the hearts of both men and women as if he were holding them in his hands. She is truly a love consultation specialist.

(Courtesy of Google Translate because I don't know Japanese, sorry, although I did polish the grammar a tad. If anyone who does speak Japanese can chime in with a more correct translation/explanation, I'd love that!)

(The specific word "gender-free" used here, ジェンダフリー, apparently has a particular meaning in Japan; it's not equivalent to genderless, but it's used in most contexts as the equivalent to gender-blind, most often relating to matters of gender equality. I think in this context it means Nathan does not concern herself with social gender rules. Essentially, considering the rest of the sentence, they're not agender, they have ALL the gender, lol)

(And yes, Translate did flip pronouns midway through on its own there. Diversity win for the evil empire of information, I guess?)

Anyway. Canonically nonbinary, which was pretty damn clear from The Rising but this wording seems more specific. Case closed, mic drop, do a little dance.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

I'm still only a Japanese learner, but just wanted to add that the original Japanese doesn't use "he" or "she" pronouns, or any. Often third-person pronouns are omitted in Japanese when the subject is clearly defined.

"Jane is over there. She went to the office."

This may be said as:

"Jane is over there. Went to the office."

Google translate may have put the different pronouns in the translation because it was trying to guess the subject's gender.

[isleofair]

Thank you very much for the addition! 🙏

I'm aware that there were no pronouns in the original, I was just very amused that Google's guesses aligned with Nathan's nb gender. I should have probably made that clearer, sorry 😅

[cloverbeaverfriend]

No worries! Just hope it's a useful/interesting tidbit for people. And thanks for finding/posting the original pic in the first place 😊

[isleofair]

Fellow Nathan Seymour fans, BEHOLD! I have acquired...

THE SACRED GENDER TEXTS!!!

Leave both men's and women's hearts to me ♪

Because Nathan is gender-free and belongs to both genders, he understands the hearts of both men and women as if he were holding them in his hands. She is truly a love consultation specialist.

(Courtesy of Google Translate because I don't know Japanese, sorry, although I did polish the grammar a tad. If anyone who does speak Japanese can chime in with a more correct translation/explanation, I'd love that!)

(The specific word "gender-free" used here, ジェンダフリー, apparently has a particular meaning in Japan; it's not equivalent to genderless, but it's used in most contexts as the equivalent to gender-blind, most often relating to matters of gender equality. I think in this context it means Nathan does not concern herself with social gender rules. Essentially, considering the rest of the sentence, they're not agender, they have ALL the gender, lol)

(And yes, Translate did flip pronouns midway through on its own there. Diversity win for the evil empire of information, I guess?)

Anyway. Canonically nonbinary, which was pretty damn clear from The Rising but this wording seems more specific. Case closed, mic drop, do a little dance.

[cloverbeaverfriend]

I'm still only a Japanese learner, but just wanted to add that the original Japanese doesn't use "he" or "she" pronouns, or any. Often third-person pronouns are omitted in Japanese when the subject is clearly defined.

"Jane is over there. She went to the office."

This may be said as:

"Jane is over there. Went to the office."

Google translate may have put the different pronouns in the translation because it was trying to guess the subject's gender.

[okodnol]

Team 7 (learning to focus chakra)

[urfavvmiko]

okay, hot take here!

know the song ジャックポットサッドガール aka jackpot sad girl? well, the original, for me, is horrible. I’m sorry, I love syudou, don’t get me wrong, their music is amazing, but i just cant. now, you may be wondering, “why?”. well, the pitch. I’m sorry, just 25jii version is SO much better. miku sounds way to high, and I can barely hear her over the music, but also the pitch just does NOT mix with the song at ALL. As for 25ji, they kept/made the pitch low, that I find is way more aesthetically pleasing/appealing. im glad they didn’t make the pitch the way miku sang it/Syudou made it.

for anyone wonder, here’s a quick comparison:

I know after listening to this, someone can definitely agree w me😭 im sorry, I just cant with how high mikus voice is.

Once again though, this is not me hating on Syudou. I love Syudous music and think they do a great job with it, im just saying what I think in the perspective of the listener/viewing, and what I would have done to change the song. To me with this, what matters most is that Syudous, or any other type of scenario, is that the person who made the song is happy/proud of it.

thanks for coming to my ted talk rant about jackpot sad girl, also, I’d like to here some of your guys opinions on this, tell me what you think!

[cloverbeaverfriend]

Completely understand and respect this opinion. The high pitch of Miku definitely can be displeasing to the ear. I'm used to destroying my ear drums so I'm kind of ambivalent to it, but totally get this take.