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[clownfire]

Howdy!

You can call me Krow or Clown, either’s fine! This blog is owned and operated by a gosh-darned lesbian who uses she/they/ve pronouns.

I’ll predominantly be posting 

about hit dnd podcast Just Roll With It

my art (I mostly do pencil sketches and digital illustration) 

zines and fancomics

reblogging stim boards 

clowns

things that rattle around in my brain

I also run a cryptidcore blog @creature-comforts  AND an in-character ask blog as one of my vtm ocs @oldman-arnau

My original posts (or rbs with a lot of text in them) will be under the tag ‘krow posts’ for now. I’ll try to get all of them but it’s gonna take a while soz.

My profile picture is an edit by @lmk-vibes of the characters Arthur Bennett and Void the cat from the series Just Roll With It: The Suckening, with the butch flag in the background. The header was sourced from the user @guerillaedits . 

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[icarusredwings]

"Did you even kiss the brick?"

Mother fucker that brick youre talking about is my WIFE that I kissed at the alter settled down and had 2 children with. Of course I kissed it. I made out with it even before throwing it at your face! Dont ever question me again!

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

Link to doc

[narutofoxlover]

A proposal for my fellow Bloodymary shippers. Simon with the og wolf cardigan that Grace’s fox cardigan is based on, so they can match

( also to please my love for fox and hound/wolf ship dynamics. Simon gives me Balto vibes okay? )

[yeahisawitlikethreeweeksago]

[thedandeliongarden]

Damm, it really shows how consoles are just proprietary restricted PCs these days

[c-kiddo]

ur caduceus fanart always feels like a warm hug when i see it on my dash tbh like i wanna sit with ur cad and have a nice cup of tea with her and talk about life and plants and bugs for a bit

awa thank you :'- ]

shes waiting politely to talk about composting and life, etc ^

[c-kiddo]

random human/modern version stuff from between project work. thoughts about cad being a paramedic but he stops being able to do it after a while and ends up moving back home + helping in the community there. he enjoyed it for the time he did it but the full time work of it is too much physically + mentally long term u_u z

[c-kiddo]

realised i didnt post walk photos from the last walk 𓇬𓇬𓇬 binoc photos of beinn a' ghlò and other hills. middle photo is more cairngorms direction but im not sure which ones those hills are despite looking at labelled panoramas and things

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[thirteens-earring]

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[keikobubs]

doodles based on @overdramaticbaddie 's very cool and awesome liveblogging extravaganza wherein they documented my humiliation for all to see. thin fucking ice. thats all ill say.

also @platonicallylovesick feature because they were very funny tags

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[fernwah-funzone]

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

[fernwah-funzone]

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

[curlicuecal]

[misunderstandings-georg]

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?