I've got the jester's autism

Queer // Disabled // White // Secular Jew // Canadian // 29 // Leftist End all genocide, end all war The only thing more chronic than my fatigue is my dazzling wit and fat ass

[777hm]

FLASH WARNING

[grizzlyofthesea]

Ooh, some exciting news in healthcare!

PCOS has been renamed to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome to better reflect its effects on the body and (hopefully) improve diagnosis/treatment!

The change was published in The Lancet, but here is an abridged article from the Endocrine Society if you just want the major details.

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Huh

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Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

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[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

[wizardarchetypes]

i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! i knew it, he's a vampire! he's a vampire, i knew it! i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it!

[wizardarchetypes]

i knew it! he's a vampire!

[bobacupcake]

ok but what if i

[bobacupcake]

here you go knock yourselves out !!!

webgl and windows builds for now. let me know if anyone has any issues

[bobacupcake]

cut content. i am so sorry i had to take it out i ran into some issues. but i promise it will make a return someday. i promise i'll make something someday where you can eat the orbs

[humming-fly]

[bobacupcake]

Hello Everyone. Thank You For Your Tremendous Patience. There Has Been An Update To The Orb Simulation. Try Dragging In Instead Of Out

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[bedupolker]

Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?

This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Give Me Jellybeans Fuck Head

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish buttons!

[clowntistic]

This is so on the nose it kind of hurts but the only person who has ever truly, intentionally been antisemitic to me was a boy in elementary school who threw pennies at me. He was new to school and had moved to Canada from Israel. He was doing it so the other kids would make fun of me instead of him. I've experienced microaggressions and the odd ignorant comment, but that was the most direct antisemitism I've faced.

I suppose my point is that if "Israel is the only place Jews can be safe" is something you cling to, try and improve community in other parts of the world instead of insisting on your city of Omelas full of people who don't actually uphold any moral substance.

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[christianstepmoms]

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

[michelleion]

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

[tumblrisweird]

completely deranged moment from The Fucking Creep (aka Holly Hollow_tones) in Buckshot Roulette last night

[hollowtones]

[clowntistic]

Knitting got me WHAT

[jesterbots]

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish