Clueless Carrot

Carrot • they/them. Clueless Chaotic Confused and very very Carrot

[clueless-carrot]

Hi I'm Carrot (they/them). Welcome to my blog!

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Fandoms:

MCYT - Minecraft Youtubers

FNAF and other Horror Games/many games in general

Anime - BSD, Haikyuu, Naruto, LOTM, etc

Books/Manga/Manhwa- current favorite: Lord of Mysteries (LOTM)

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Tags:

#carrot does art -> my art tag

#carrot rambles -> my random posts and rambles

#carrot reviews -> passing my judgement on the media I consume (mostly book reviews)

#dreamposting -> i post some of my dreams i have

#moot asks -> responses to asks, mostly from moots (feel free to drop something in my asks anytime)

#moot tag / #tag game -> tag games! (I love these, pls tag me in these)

[arikakari]

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[spiltspit]

Happy pride to my fellow aro & ace homies ! ⚔️

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[comic4antiship]

Using “typing quirks” deliberately in spaces where people do not wish to decode your words just to see what you have say ableist.

Especially when you don’t provide translations or stop when asked to.

As a visually impaired and dyslexic person I use a screen reader often, and so do many other visually impaired or reading impaired people.

TYPING QUIRKS ARE NOT VISUALLY IMPAIRED, READING IMPAIRED, OR SCREEN READER SAFE

[the-haiku-bot]

Especially when

you don’t provide translations

or stop when asked to.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oated]

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird