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[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[thiscatdraws]

Shen Jiu should be treated like a hateful yet beloved old cat I think

[slicklike007]

Begotten Son

[bellflowermini]

concept of some monarchical jewelry for thorin

[keltii-tea]

A certified 'don't tell Master Mondatta' moment

[keltii-tea]

[st-just]

A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[52hooligans]

my Eddie slop

[sunsetofdoom]

“The line, “I’m not like you, brother. I never was,” it works on several levels for me, which is first and foremost that he isn’t a trained Sith. He isn’t that super evil. He’s got barely any training from Dooku. He’s kind of more magically imbued by Mother Talzin than anything else, which is evidenced when he dies. So it’s kind of an admission by us, the writing staff, that when we wrote Savage originally it was for lack of having Darth Maul, and now we have Darth Maul. So “I’m not like you, brother. I never was.” He passes on. I thought, also, it gives us this evidence of Maul not shedding all lack of care either, because you see him affected by the death of his brother. It seems to matter to him, and it seems to register. Sam [Witwer] and I came up with this really good thing – and this is where Sam is just brilliant to have on your acting team – Sam wanted to start out by calling Savage “brother,” then transition into calling him “apprentice” this season. And he doesn’t really refer to him as “brother” again until right before he dies. You see Maul trying to shed that humanity by depersonalizing his brother, but he couldn’t even do it.”

— Dave Filoni from and Interview with IGN talking about Savage Opress meeting his end and what that meant for Maul (via finish-the-clone-wars)

GOOD TO KNOW.

(via the-last-hair-bender)

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[yeomanslog]

Like I turn the corner and my beloved rocky boy Onix is napping in garden. Hello????

[kora-kat]

The most beautiful onix around...

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[medievaljournalist]

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

[energ00n]

There’s death and there’s you

[zolikemm]

I've been thinking about this skybound canon divergent AU for a long time which is WHAT IF Megatron and Optimus fell into Earth together, got captured by the Cobra-la, and escaped together through cooperation

Like instead of Lazerbeak being Megatron's eyes, what if it had been Optimus? Co-dependency oh yes oh yes... Very toxic, but they'll get around! Your red eyes through mine, and blues in yours.

(this was actually an old artwork. I tweaked it bc I wanted it to have more story)