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this is the cutest thing ever
Noel is the sweetest
When you’re watching Ian profess his love to Mickey and your subtitles ruin the moment with “I love you...making milk of it.” 🤦🏼♀️😝
Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time.
Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.
well that’s just painfully accurate
Ah yes, The Phantom of the Opera - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Not to be confused with Beauty and the Beast - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Or The Hunchback of Notre Dame - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true lo-hey wait a minute!
The French are just deformed
houseofsolomag: @louist91 #onedirection
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
how dare you
should you fight one direction
louis tomlinson: absolutely you should fight him. it’ll be great. you’ll win. motherfucker’ll shriek like a howler monkey and insult every member of your family in the process, but it’ll all be while hiding directly behind burlier, liam-ier people. if you can corner him, just grasp his arms against his body and start gently rocking him like a baby until he’s lulled. “what the fuck,” he’ll ask disgustedly, but his eyes are already drooping. “shh,” you tell him soothingly. “go to sleep, little baby.” he does. you win.
harry styles: you should fight him, because no one on god’s green earth is angling for a good old fashioned smackaround like this big-mouthed doe-eyed slack-jawed better-hair-than-you-having motherfucker, but you won’t. this is everything that’s wrong with the world. none of us who so desperately need to fight harry styles in the street can ever manage to do it, because of his like, fucking dimples or whatever. try not to make direct eye contact with him if you do end up giving it a shot, because that’s how he gets you, like some daymare st. laurent wearing gorgon.
niall horan: sure, go for it. you’ll lose, because his betoothpick-legged frame probably contains a secret maniacal frenzy just waiting to be loosed, but whatever, give it a shot. afterwards maybe try and fight a kitten and the sun too. see how that makes you feel, fucko. you make me sick.
liam payne: if you fight liam it has to be in a pre-arranged, regulated 12-round boxing ring with very strict rules and procedures and a referee interceding to make sure no one hits below the belt, not that liam ever would, and anyway, you’ll lose. no one feels good about it. you feel bad for losing and liam feels bad for winning and probably offers to drive you home afterward, which you begrudgingly accept, because your loss still smarts, and you both spend the drive in an uncomfortable silence. no one enjoys this fight. no winners.
zayn malik: anyone who would even theoretically consider inflicting damage upon his carved-from-marble face is committing thought crime. go directly to jail and stay there.
“i don’t want to die, sometimes wish i’d never been born at all”
every depressed gen z and millennial:
Put John Mulaney on B99 as a tired and on edge detective from Chicago named JJ Bittenbinder
Who gives weird, not-that helpful advice to everyone in the 99 and shouts “STREET SMARTS” at Jake and Amy every time he finds a clue that actually leads back to nothing tied to the case
TWELVE DAYS OF ZAYN
Day 9 - Favourite street style the looks Z zlessed us with in 2018. i think
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I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information
sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away
i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable
ok but there’s so much sitcom misunderstanding potential in ferre overhearing courf complaining about liking his best friend and assuming he means enjolras
so as much as he likes courf he forgets about it because he’s never realised how blatant enjolras is about having No Romantic Attraction to courf before and courf just sits there and nods and smiles ugh courf you’re such a good friend
ferre trying to hint to enjolras to stop complaining about grantaire to courf because it must hurt and courf’s lying upside down on the couch like ‘no ferre shuuuush i want to heaaaar’ ugh he’s just so strong so so strong god bless u courf
ferre talking to enjolras about it because apparently he still hasn’t noticed and the thought of it is tearing him up (bc he likes courf but he’s ignoring that) and enjolras is just like ‘what in gods name are you talking about’
But then imagine Enjolras believing Ferre because he is oblivious. And hasn’t noticed Courf or Ferre’s real feelings.
So Enjolras, being the good friend and upstanding person, feels that he needs to be upfront with him.
So he pulls Courfeyrac aside and tells him “I’m sorry Courfeyrac, I appreciate your feelings but I can’t reciprocate.” And Courf is just blinking at him, confused.
Bitch I’m 100% writing this now
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