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"FACTS"

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[plystation]

conventionally attractive white person: racism is bad

all of you:

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[llttlemermaid]

SO HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO “A” IS!!

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[angelicguy]

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

[talesfromthecrypts]

I hate game night! 

Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein

[whitepeopletwitter]

A true nightmare

[beyonslayed]

me:

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[fuuvcckdkkkzko]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent