Somft,,,

i really really wanna hug my friends • they/them • i don’t tag,,, this is basically me spamming for an hour straight and then vanishing for a month • adult :0!!

[timdrakesstaff]

I am going to [Remembers suicide jokes and general violence is not good for the psyche] Do something Batman would not approve of

[timdrakesstaff]

I'm going to Paris

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Never forget

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

[westsidegoons-deactivated201601]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[eraserheadadult]

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

[eraserheadadult]

butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

[eraserheadadult]

like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself

[faerynova]

read [DYING TO KNOW YOU] on ao3!

the actual submission i made for @ecto-implosion!

@fridurwrites did an absolutely amazing job of bringing this idea to life with a massive fic, everyone go read and send her love

[faerynova]

read [DYING TO KNOW YOU] on ao3!

the actual submission i made for @ecto-implosion!

@fridurwrites did an absolutely amazing job of bringing this idea to life with a massive fic, everyone go read and send her love

[faerynova]

read [DYING TO KNOW YOU] on ao3!

the actual submission i made for @ecto-implosion!

@fridurwrites did an absolutely amazing job of bringing this idea to life with a massive fic, everyone go read and send her love

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[hellsitegenetics]

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[localowlhousefanatic]

The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

[hellsitegenetics]

no the finger would stop it

[sleepboulevard2-deactivated2026]

Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

[duncebento]

i’ve been thinking about innocuous photos like the one on the left. because it is my job to neglect the sprouts of imperialism and racism that accompanied my upbringing, i've been attempting to find solidarity even in the innocuous. and how easily it comes: marah and i, both schoolgirls who like cute things, both compelled by the desire to photograph our supplies after arranging them to be just-so. the photo on the right is an old one of mine.

if you were to ask yourself:

“how much do i have in common with a palestinian?”

i think the answer would be “everything.” maybe you’re united by the love you have for your pets, being fans of the same goth rock band, or the fact that, were something of severity to happen to your family, you’d also be online, asking for help in a way your elders might find it hard to wrap their heads around, and making sure people knew they could trust your campaign.

and if this were a message you were sending, i hope that your hope would remain in tact, because people like us, on the other end, would be doing everything they could to help you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

VETTED

[bunnydracula]

can you help marah today? we have been speaking personally and she is in great need of help.

[rethrone-deactivated20250221]

This has been vetted. I have spoken with Marah and she's such a kind soul. No one should have to endure this, and if we can offset even a bit of this tragedy and pain with our fortune, we will have made better use of our time and privilege than simply feeling angry and helpless.

Please, the least we can do is give or share if we are unable to. The smallest bit counts.

Donate to Please Save What's Left of My Family, organized by Marleen Tipu

Hello my dears, I hope you are well. Please help me. I, Mahmoud Baalou,… Marleen Tipu needs your support for Please Save What's

Link to vetting post.

[tmasc-soup-enjoyer]

Sorry for getting physically ill over insane and pathetic queer men it will be happening so many more times

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could choose, how would you prefer your country to be ruled? — *This has NOTHING to do with the "current" U.S. politics or "who" the person running the country is (so for the American folks, no, it has nothing to do with Trump or Harris specifically), the poll only asks in WHICH WAY you prefer your country to be ruled

I live in America and I prefer America to be ruled by a president

I live in America and I prefer America to be ruled by a king and a queen

I don't live in America. I prefer my country to be ruled by a president

I don't live in America. I prefer my country to be ruled by a king and a queen

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

*This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).

[wheelie-sick]

[ID: the slap button meme with the button labeled "NONE!!!!!!"

ID 2: the slap button meme with the button labeled "ABOLISH NATION STATES"]

[demilypyro]

Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.

>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags

I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.

Here's a link, as long as Disney doesn't take it down

[lemonlimestar]

:3

[pilferingapples]

hey reminder btw bc I'm already starting to see this I know we're all emotional and all

but do not discuss legally actionable things on tumblr

not " in minecraft" , not via slang, not Just Joking, not at all

absolutely plan what you're gonna plan but either (ideally) don't do it online or , if you must, use MUCH more secure means

something something summary line, just practice basic internet safety . in minecraft.

[mediumsizetex]

A reminder from the National Lawyers Guild:

[tgi-funguys]

I don't like the way I see some femmes post about butches... like they're little dolls that fit into their perfect doll house imagined life & not like... idk real people with real problems & struggles they face (often exacerbated by their gender non conformity.) it feels like it ignores the ways they're forced to care for everyone around them in order to be validated as a butch while being expected not to have feelings or needs of their own. (& all of this goes doubly for trans femme butches & black butches / studs)

sure. u want a butch to spoil u & dote on u & fulfill ur every whim. but are u going to do those things for them? even without them asking?? are you going to go out of your way to care for butches even when it's hard? even when u don't get anything from it?

bc if not... are you even really A Femme?